Quarancut

Cutting your own hair. Especially necessary when people are quarantined while barber shops and salons are closed for an extended period of time.

My friends are impressed with my quarancut skills as we all wait out these times staying at home due to the pandemic.

by RayRayBeLove2020 May 8, 2020

quarantine

The act of putting someone in isolation due to the god damn fucking corona

im in quarantine

by GregPaulLikesUnderageGirls March 17, 2020

Quaranpeeve

Something that usually doesn't bother you much but during social distancing and quarantining drives you bats*** crazy.

"If I hear Tom Selleck say 'Look...this isn't my first rodeo' one more time, I'm gonna lose my damn mind. It's a real quaranpeeve lately."

"That stupid timeshare commercial is my latest quaranpeeve."

by Luvrte66 October 23, 2020

quarantina

Women who are learning to cope with life in the age of the coronavirus. Quarantinas don’t need men to keep them busy or to rescue them. They are developing their talent as artists, they are reading serious literature, they are meditating and becoming whole. Not to be confused with quarantinos who are dumbass men with foot fetishes.

Adrian is a badass quarantina. Did you see her new paintings in that online art opening?

by Hardy5 March 22, 2020

The Quarantine Time Paradox

The laws of the space and time continuum do not apply to the universe during quarantine. 'Time' is in league with the coronavirus and deliberately shits itself every now and then in an effort to fuck your brain up even more than it already is.

March 5 : *blinks*
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"

by monkeykaka April 20, 2020

quarny

An intense state of horniness due to being stuck alone, or with someone you don’t want to sleep with, in quarantine.

I’ve been stuck on lockdown for two weeks and feelin’ super quarny!

by Pickletickle April 2, 2020

QuaranKing

A man who locks himself into his germ-free domicile during a pandemic, leaving only for necessities such as medicine and groceries while heralding himself the world’s top interlocked individual.

“John considered himself the QuaranKing of the Upper West Side during the Covid-19 Crisis, but thought Adam hoarded toilet paper better...”

by Dallasjeni March 29, 2020