quaffer

Another term to mean homosexual.

Magdee you quaffer stop trying to bullyram me.

by Rutbag June 3, 2006

quaffle

The opposite of a queef a fart made from the pen15 as a sign of affection.

Why is your arm all bruised?
Yesterday i made a quaffle and i didnt call safety!

by oren March 24, 2005

quaffle

verb: to waver between possible choices, to the annoyance of another person.

Why does he quaffle every time we need him to make a quick decision?

She's quaffling on the issues.

by aspirit December 2, 2011

Quaffle

A person whomst dedicates their life to inhibiting the success of the morally superior. Also known as the highest rank of professional inconveniencers.

The kamikaze keyboard warrior pillaged cyberspace to commit bank fraud and was indubitably deemed a quaffle.

by BuckDitkus June 13, 2018

quafflebitch

A girl that you absolutely detest with more passion than a passionfruit, but still she is a thicc one. Whenever you are horny your hormones will force you to chat to her until you get them sweet photos. NOTE a quafflebitch doesn't have to have a pretty face just a thicc one and usually is quite slutty and flirty

A = hey u speaking to elena again just to get nudes even though she has no personality but big tiddies
B = YER SHE IS SUCH A QUAFFLEBITCH

by leader of the lizard people August 7, 2018

Quaffer

when referring to a wine, it is one that can stand alone. Further meaning it does not need to be drank with food, it takes the place of any beverage at any time of day

That wine is definitely a quaffer!

by X-man the first April 10, 2019

quaffed

To be killed with a knife

"ay did u hear john got quaffed, peak one still"

by manlykeiladuh February 29, 2020