Boy Perimeter

an invisible force, like a magnetic field, that repels romantic interests from coming within six inches of you

"She's never been kissed, maybe it's the boy perimeter?"

by sarahsaidit March 4, 2015

Couch promoter

Someone who’s never worked on an event in their life but sits on the keyboard, “couch” or at dinners and gives unsolicited advice. They can be recognized because sentences usually start with the statement : YOU SHOULD

Jaden: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Jaden: Thriller at the zombie walk

Promoter: you should start working on your choreography for next year. Stop being a couch promoter.

Carol: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Carol: I don’t like the music you picked. You should have house music inventor David Guetta and our local DJs make it danceable.

Promoter: we put out a call to musicians Carol if they wanted to they could have played or you could have suggested it too!
Carol: I don’t want to be a part of all that, I just want to have fun.

Promoter: thanks for being a couch promoter carol.

by Feralart October 31, 2018

Texan Perimeter

When you have sex with a girl in a perimeter of ten gallon hats.

"Yeah dude I fucked Jolene in a Texan Perimeter."
"Yeehaw partner!"

by RowdyCoyote April 30, 2020

punometer

A particular friend or acquaintance whose reaction is used to measure the success of a pun. Usually selected based on their lack of approval of puns in general.

The joke went down well, but my usual punometer wasn't there, so I don't know how good it really was.

by TheJ9 June 1, 2011

A Pedometer

A meter used to detect pedos.

Joe Mama: I have A Pedometer and it is going off!
Deez: Dude, where’s the pedo??
Pedo (Mr krabs): It isn’t me i swear!!

by SoapMuncher May 29, 2022

nightclub promoter

An absolute bellend who has an iced gem a hair cut. Usually has a worse tan than Madge from Benidorm. Can only handle one treble and thinks "he can pull birds". Infact he couldn't pull a muscle. Puts "top pouter" on his CV. Goe to the local to order a lime and soda. One word to sum up a night club promoter? Cunt.

Josh is a nightclub promoter now? Wow he must be a total cunt.

by mehh1246 March 20, 2014

Promster

promster is another word for the most amazing person in the general discussion forums of gaia online. he mixes trolling with actual gding and is loved by most

promster trolled me, but then he made me a sign saying sorry

by AnonymousAnon12321 July 22, 2009