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crazy putty

An apparently obscene reference on '30 Rock' that I don't understand and it's driving me insane.
"Crazy Putty?"
"No."
"Ohhhhhh..."
see? what the hell does it mean?!
by crazy_putty_confuses_me March 30, 2009
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puffy muffy

A pussy with real nice puffy cheeks and or lips.
Oh my god, that stripper has the sexiest puffy muffy I've ever seen!

To make a great camel toe, a girl needs a real puffy muffy.
by PapaGMP August 21, 2008
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The Puffy Coat rule

A unwritten yet indisputable rule within professional football: When the manager of a professional football team wears a puffy coat to the game his team will lose.

In an instance where the manager of both teams wears a puffy coat those teams shall draw but with notably bad defending from both sides to prevent supporters being satisfied with the point.

Only Arsene Wenger is able to defy the puffy coat rule. His Arsenal side defeating the widely accepted 'best team in the world' Barcelona 2-1 despite their manager sporting the oversized coat.
Roy Hodgson and his puffy coat were relieved of the role of manager today after they lead Liverpool to their worst start for over 50 years. Hodgson another victim of the puffy coat rule having only been at the reigns for 31 games (the shortest in the club's history.)

Arsenal completed their comeback against Barcelona to win 2-1 courtesy of a strike by Andrei Arshavin. This result came despite their manager Arsene Wenger sporting a puffy coat on the touchline. Contrary to the puffy coat rule.
by DefinitionGoose December 3, 2011
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Hood Putty

Dick Cheese aka smegma around the foreskin.

His cock was thick with hood putty.

His hood putty wasn’t noticed until I peeled back the foreskin.

I need to go scrape down my hood putty. I haven’t showered during this month long corona lockdown.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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Gonger putty

A mix of toilet paper, water and shit. It’s used as a weapon of mass destruction when thrown at unsuspecting foes. All you gotta do is throw it at your victim and let the blood curdling stench do the rest.
Jake: “Dude you stank! And why are you covered in shit?”
Nick: “Some chubby lard just biffed me with a juicy wad of gonger putty.”
by Pantysniffa5 January 20, 2021
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pufter

One of many terms used to describe a gay man. Pufter can also be spelt puffter or poofter, and is used the same as gay or queer. It's also the longer alternative to puf, puff or poof
"Did you know that Jason's gay?"
"Is he? Who would have guessed that Jason's a raving pufter?"
by sidepa March 5, 2007
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puffy cheeks

Delicious, soft skin that makes a face convex. The perfect thing for any cute girl's face. Especially asian girls have those finely crafted, perfectly rounded puffy cheeks, but they are also common among Scandinavian girls.
She has the most glorious puffy cheeks I have ever kissed! I need to kiss and squeeze them again. Oh god I am so gay for puffy cheeks. :/
by Quakeulf October 12, 2006
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