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Pseudohawk

A variation of the fauxhawk, in which, a person doesn't have long enough hair to create the full effect of a true fauxhawk.

Could be referred to as "mini fauxhawk."
fauxhawk psuedo quasi mini mohawk pseudohawk
by fpinksdovef July 7, 2011
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Pseudoactivism

1. Showing support for political or social change in superficial ways

2. Falsely appearing to campaign for political or social change, merely for the sake of avoiding scrutiny from genuine supporters
John: "Post this on your story and tag 25 people who will do the same if you believe in Animal Rights!!!"

Jane: "John, that's pseudoactivism. It doesn't work."
by leonides11 June 2, 2020
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Pseudointellectual

One who imposes a smart remark yet truly it makes little to no sense - nonsense. Usually happens when people come up with real bad comebacks that either make no sense or are thoughtless - empty words.
Your pseudointellectual comments sicken me.
by Cee Marb August 3, 2006
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Pseudofed

The crappy, less-effective decongestants sold over-the-counter that don't require your personal I.D. to enter into the DEA database.
I ran out of Zyrtec-D, but I can't legally buy any until Thursday. Until then, I guess I'll just have to make due with some Pseudofed.
by Mick See February 14, 2012
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pseudointellectual fuck

A person who tries to inject themselves into conversations where they think they have relevant knowledge and impress those around them with aforementioned knowledge. These people are inevitably proven to be morons by those around them with more than a quarter of a brain. When ignored they usually go away, calling them on their bullshit is another route to dismiss the PIF.
Matt: "That Andrew tried to lecture me again about the Philosophy of Plato."

Phil: "Yeah that guy is a pseudointellectual fuck. If old faithful spewed steaming nonsense instead of water it would be called Andrew."
by the antiPIF February 4, 2010
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pseudofriend

when a person acts nice to you like there your friend but are not really your friend.
For example the person at the checkout counter " have a nice day" ect. Or a cop its sir all over till they find pot in your car ect. then its put your fucking hands behind your back ect.
How many people that act like your friend would snitch on you if they knew you were growing pot ect.
That teacher is just a pseudofriend.
by Deep blue 2012 November 5, 2009
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pseudomarried

living with your baby daddy or boyfriend as a married yet independent from each other couple.
"Hey Maria, you're still single right?" "No Ron, I'm pseudomarried."
by Sinnamon December 15, 2008
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