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Potsexual

A person who waits to find their perfect love before having sex.
"I am a potsexual," stated Joe.
by Jomail Yesac August 18, 2008
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Pogosexual

Someone that is really into the different style of having sex.
Or someone who had a terrible accident and really starts to like the fact that there is a stick up his/her behind.
Example of Pogosexual people.
Peanut: "Do you know what this means? That one comes out! I always thought it was just, stuck up his ass! But he doesn't have an ass! He's just a Jalapeño."
Jose: "On a stick."
Peanut: "I KNOW! How did he get on the stick?"
Jeff: "I don't know."
Peanut: "Probably in some freak pogo accident, you know boing-boing, criiiiick!"
Jose: "Olé!"
by foxnov May 7, 2008
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Pornosexuality

Pornosexuality is the act of neither being homosexual or heterosexual, instead of going out and trying to get a girlfriend/boyfriend they lock themselves iin there grandmas bathroom and watch internet pornograpghy from Pornhub to Brazzers well stroking the erected penis. Well fantasizing of having a significant other to do it for them.
Travis E. sits on his grandmas toilet for hours slaving over his (2in) long erected penis, while his grandmother cooks him dinner unaware of the Pornosexuality being done in her bathroom.
by Travis's Grandma October 16, 2013
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rotosexual

1. (adjective) a sexual persuasion which describes a person who enjoys sexual-intercourse while spinning rapidly

2. (noun) a person who cannot seem to decide his/her sexual persuasion, thus constantly spinning around in regard to his/her sexuality
1. Last night, Linda took me to the merry-go-round at the park and got rotosexual with me.
by David December 31, 2004
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Phobosexual

One who is Bisexual, but Straight at heart.
<LatentHomosexuality> ur gay@!!!!111 WTF OMG
<Xeneth> Only 46%, I'm a Phobosexual.
by Xeneth September 16, 2005
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Promosexual

A title, for male or female, pertaining to excitement and/or stimulation caused by or correlated to promotional marketing, collateral, consumerism, etc. Also refes to sexual acts for want and need of material goods.
"Oh my god, Lindsey is such a Promosexual, the only reason she gave the bouncer a bl*wj*b was so she could get into the VIP room."

"Wow, you really get off on collecting airline miles don't you? You are such a promosexual."
by Achilles515 November 1, 2007
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promosexuality

The false argument that you will automatically become attractive if you buy a certain product.

Promosexuality occurs in ads all the time, mostly the target is men and the lure is women.
"They say that if you wash with that shampoo, mobs of women will riot in the street attempting to tear off your clothes. "

"That is promosexuality, it only works in commercials."
by alt-ID October 8, 2013
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