procasterbate

I should have finished writing that english paper, but I procasterbated instead.

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Procrastibate

"Go do your chores!"
"Nah, I'd rather go procrastibate"

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The use of self satisfaction to delay duties etc.

I've been fired from my job because I would rather procrastebate then show up on time.

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Procrasterbation is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate.

Son: "Mom I don't want to take the trash out right now, I'll do it later"

Mother: "Stop your procrasterbation and take the god damn trash out!"

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It what u do when u hav eto get something done but u dont do it by masterbating

i was supose to write this paper for english but insted i percrasterbated.

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when instead of getting things done you mastebate

Dude, I had to turn my paper in late due to procrasterbation.

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Tim never did his homework and eventually failed chemistry due to his constant procrasturbation when he was supposed to be studying.

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