private chat

The thing fucking used when you want to talk to one fucking person; not a fucking group chat.

"Oh,have you ever heard of private chat?"

by IWANTTOFUCKINGKMS December 3, 2017

private story

A story for people you actually like and you post stuff about your personal life

Joe : do you have one of those private story’s

Me : yeah

Joe : add me , bro !

by Grace gelling July 7, 2019

private browsing

1) The button on Safari (Mac internet application) that keeps everything you do out of your history until you turn it off. Practically made for porn.

2) Jacking off

Thank Steve Jobs, everyone. Now you can watch porn and keep your history squeaky clean

1) Private browsing is a super invention

2) Woman: whatcha doin?
Man: Private browsing

by mac-lovin January 19, 2008

Private Square

Your 'private square' is an invisible square that covers the top of your chest to just below your 'privates'. When someone (ie a rapist) moves to touch you inappropriately in this area, you must show them your 'Private Square'.

*Hold hand out in a stop sign*
STOP, don't touch me there!
*Do a 4 point motion of the square*
This is my private Square!
*Move arms rigidly up and down*
R. A. P. E!
*Point finger in a nagging motion*
Keep your hands away from me!
*Flail arms wildly as if you've just won the argument*
BITCH, go rape someone else!

Elly: I was almost totally raped last night
Nick: Oh my God, are you alright?
Elly: Yeh, I showed him my private square and he ran away, defeated.

by Octopusraves February 21, 2011

shaving ryan's privates

pun off of the movie saving private ryan

im going to go watch shaving ryan's privates!

by chase711 July 6, 2010

get a private thread

the equivalent of get a room on the internet, especially when only text can be used. such as a facebook photo.

a: this photo looks so pretty!
b: hey (person a) you doing anything tonight?
a: haha, no, why?
b: you wanna go somewhere together?
c: GET A PRIVATE THREAD

by WillSnipe4Rice January 3, 2011

not-so-private-private

When you are on My Free Cams and in a private room with a model and other members tip her diverting the model's attention away from your private.

Is Scarlett_Vera in a Not-so-private-private again?

Is MFC cam model Scarlett_Vera in a Not-so-private-private again?

by Eh_fuckoff January 2, 2019