relationship lurker

He's that dude who doesn't have any dating game on his own, so he hangs around couples waiting for the breakup so he can first be "the friend" to the girl, with hopes of it progressing to something more. He's always trying to stay friendly with his friends' exs. It sometimes works, but usually also breaks the bro code and leads to loss of friends, trust, and respect.

Rick: Who's she dating now?

Andy: Remember that little relationship lurker Seth she was always bringing along when we went out? They hooked up.

by musacha April 4, 2009

Toxic relationship

Exactly what Alexis and Mackie have

Alexis: “bruh I’m only with you for sex”

Mackie: “take your shit back I don’t love you”

*2 hours later*
Alexis: “I miss you baby”

Mackie: “I love you so much”

Their friends: “that’s definitely a toxic relationship”

by Sillywillygoose April 10, 2020

Relationship Horny

The moment when you're around far too numerous couples who show shitloads of affection to each other, and you're wishing you had a date to fuck with

I was so relationship horny at the game last night. All my friends were making out with their dates and I was just standing there.

by Swimmer967 January 17, 2016

pixelationship

A relationship that is connected via the internet whereby most if not all communication takes place through online methods; such as, instant messaging, facebook, facebook messaging or via mobile telephone texts.

Two people meet at a volunteer event. One or both decide that they want to make a friend out of the other. Communication begins and continues through online sources. These people develop a friendly pixelationship. Two people have become pixel pals that enjoy pixelations in a pixelationship.

by Valgo February 16, 2013

relationship is like a car

A traditional straight romantic relationship is like a car, usually the male is the accelerator toward intimacy and the female is the brakes!

A romantic relationship is like a car.

by I, Wreckerrr July 11, 2021

Ur Mom and Dad Have a Healthy and Loving Relationship

The ace in the hole comeback, one so powerful that not only does it tear apart friendships but also tears holes through space and time.

Billy: "Johnny, UR MOM GAY"
Johnny: "oh yeah well UR MOM AND DAD HAVE A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP!
*Billy begins to cry as the the earth explodes like the death star*

by moocowtnt March 24, 2018

relationship escalator

The social expectation that a romantic relationship should automatically follow a set of steps and lead to marriage, parenthood, and home ownership. This term is used primarily by people who want to get "off the escalator," who want to judge the success of relationships by criteria other than how smoothly and automatically the relationship gets more serious.

One sample template is "Meet someone > Dating > Sex > Move in together > Get married > Have kids"

Doing these things out of order is being off the relationship escalator: if you have sex on a first date, many people think your relationship can't, or shouldn't, eventually become more serious. If you move in with someone, moving back out again usually means that the relationship is over. Being polyamorous or participating in other kinds of non-monogamy is also being off the relationship escalator.

We broke up because he wanted to be on the relationship escalator, and I prefer to live alone.

Your dating profile suggests you're not on the relationship escalator, so you need to explain specifically what you're looking for.

by Enuja August 26, 2013