Lawn Pornament

Any seasonal lawn decoration that has been or can be used as a sex doll or sex toy. Can be inflatable or rigid and may or may not be modified to support deviant acts.

My grandma called the police when she saw a drunk college student from down the street defiling her prized inflatable Santa Claus. When the Police arrived, they found him passed out holding a Christmas elf. He had apparently sealed the deal with Donner, Prancer, Rudolph's mouth, and Frosty the Snow Man. When questioned, he claimed that he became addicted to Lawn Pornaments after dropping acid while watching a Family Guy marathon.

by tidycat72 December 8, 2009

Poonam

A talented, sexy, and fierce bitch who knows she's the shit. Incredibly smart, and a total trendsetter. Not the type of bitch you wanna ever piss off.

person 1: "Holy shit...Poonam tho"

person 2: "Damn"

by justcasuallysexy October 19, 2014

Putnamitis

putnamitis- an infectious "disease" spread by members of the facebook community, caused by typing :putnam: to a facebook friend and thereby making him/her want to type :putnam: to someone else.

Put:ftw,My girlfriend infected me with putnamitis earlier :putnam: :putnam:

Nam:Damn tht sux... shit I :putnam: HAVE IT NOW!!AAHH!!!! :putnam: :putnam: :putnam:

by th3s0n0fth3s0n0fth3s0n April 5, 2009

potnah

version of partna or partner

I, got a feeling potnah

by msnt November 8, 2005

putnam valley

a rural town located about 1 hour north of new york city. there is absolutely nothing to do here except smoke weed outside delis and walk around aimlessly. the town is run by morons constantly brag about how great pv is.

10% goobers
15% white trash
25% potheads/alcoholics
50% delirious old people

and 100% bored-ass individuals.

goober: putnam valley is the most bootiful town in the world...look at dem purdy lakes.

white trash: yo niqquh I wished I still lived in the bronx

potheads/alcoholics: lets go blow some trees and then buy beer at the deli bro.

old people: no school budget!

by thisdudeoverhere August 18, 2011

pornament

Pornographic Christmas tree ornaments depicting beloved seasonal figures in sexual positions, aka SantaBalls

Oh my god, will you look at that pornament! I always suspected Mrs. Claus had a thing for Rudolph and those elves. Now we really know why Rudolph's nose is always so bright at night!

by Springbreaker December 21, 2006

poonam

1. hindu female name, which means "full moon".
2. the most beautiful girl on gods earth.

wow look at poonam, she's looking soo sexy.

by BizzyB May 23, 2006