Porch Game 

When you are hitting her back porch on the front porch, because her old man is inside the house.

He snuck over and hit it on the front porch. Jason has strong porch game.

Porch Game by ForReelzDell September 7, 2019

Porch Day 

Porch Day originally occurred on May 24, 2009, when Lil Stew13 of Bungie.net's off-topic forum, The Flood, posted a thread:

Headline: A dog showed up on my porch; what do I do?

Body: I can't keep it because my family has too many dogs. It is a little puppy that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been petting it and got it some water, and we are getting it some food. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.

The Flood quickly took a hold of this, and made dozens of parody threads. On May 24th, The Flood Forum was filled with Porch related threads. This resulted in dozens of bans, and a new Flood holiday: Porch Day.

Member of Bungie.net: Hey guys remember Porch Day?

Moderators: BANBANBANBANBAN

Porch Day by kyxha March 15, 2010

porch dick 

A guy who sits on his front porch and stares creepily or generally acts like a douche to passers by. Coined by Talking Dead host Chis Hardwick after season 5 episode 13.

"Dude, stay away from the creepy neighbor. He's always eyeing me. He's such a porch dick!"

porch dick by ZeroHero76 March 8, 2015

porch monkey 

someone without a job that sits on their porch all day drink'n 40's, and trading food stamps for crack.

your next door neighbor

porch monkey by pickledspork July 23, 2005

Porch Couch 

A couch that is left on the porch for lounging/weed smoking. Usually occurs when a couch doesnt fit through your front door, so you just leave it on the porch.

Its mad hot in here...lets go chill on Porch Couch.

Porch Couch by LastCupHero July 8, 2009

Porch Panda

Someone who is half Asian, half black.

From porch monkey and panda

"That lazy porch panda, Li Hong Shabazz, just hangs around the projects playing his damn violin!"

Porch Panda by Swamp Ninja August 22, 2004

Porch Greaser 

When beaner is cleaning a rich white mans yard.

Damn that stupid beaner is a real porch greaser

Hablo ingles you porch greaser?!?!?!

"Did you see Jeff's yard the other day?" "Yeah it looks amazing, must be the new porch greaser he bought"

"Damn is that the new kind of porch greaser? Its darker than I expected it to be"

Porch Greaser by Aliendoodoo April 26, 2023