Collar Popper

A well-off Republican who was raised on a Country Club, drives a BMW, and spends their free time playing either tennis or golf. They know they are arrogant assholes, and they are proud of it. They're good looking, well bred, well mannered, yuppies with Daddy's credit card in their wallet and a pair of loafers on their feet.

Non-collar popper 1: Look at those arrogant collar poppers over there in that BMW.
Non-collar popper 2: They're probabally on their way over to the Country Club to play tennis.
Non-collar popper 1: While we are here doing work.
Non-collar popper 2: I wish I could be a collar popper.

by pink polo December 8, 2004

collar popper

See Douche Bag
-someone who thinks they are better than everyone else but is instead a total freak with no friends

-look at the queer over there with his collar popped
-yea man hes a fuckin douche bag and i hope he dies
-yea man what a fuckin collar popper

by THICK September 28, 2005

collar popper

A closet case homosexual who is uncomfortable thinking for themselves. By going to stores like A+F and spending 90 dollars on a polo or button down shirt that the manican in the front window is wearing, one defines himself as a "collar popper." Other signs include, having a small penis, working out to try and make up for it, and pencil sideburns. Furthermore, requesting 50 cent songs at clubs where girls go to dance not hook up. Also see, dueshe bag, cock boy, cum trap, or waste of oxygen

That collar popper is drinking right out of the pitcher, he must be a true gangster.

Collar poppers burn in hell when they die, but are allowed to listen to Darude - Sandstorm all day.

by Das Groogenheimen July 24, 2008