pooties

Farts, Shits

What is that smell I ate beans and I have the POOTIES !!!

by Allendra May 31, 2004

pooties

Having pointy boobs.

Ew look that girl she has the worst case of pooties i've ever seen.

by seamore buts December 28, 2005

Pootis

The very top of your butt crack, where it is just a fold and does not lead to anything, such as a butt hole. Often times, when somebodies buttcrack is showing, it is the pootis.

Emilie, your pootis is showing!

by EmilieJordan2413 February 18, 2014

pootisfactory

When one takes a poo that is satisfactory.

My poo time was pootisfactory.

by ThePooGuy October 8, 2011

Pooties

A word for computers.

Like puter/pootie.

Oh, just y'know, playing with the pooties.

by Jorjamai March 1, 2011

pootis

An intellectually challenged human who poots a lot

"What's that smell? Oh, Eugene, you are such a pootis." as in Joysticks

by Baber August 15, 2006

Pootis

It's a stale meme that was born in a game "Team Fortress 2", when the heavy weapons guy says "Put dispenser here", yet "Put dis" sounds like "Pootis". What the hell people.

With that sandwich, I'd pootis there.

by Britishness June 24, 2017