The dance that is done when one has to poop, but has nowhere to release aforementioned fecal matter. Dance moves include hip gyrations, hands on stomach, and the ever popular why-me-why-now jig. If you're really lucky, you can see intense face contortions.
Man 1: What is wrong with that guy?
Man 2: He just ate spaghetti and drank milk, so I reckon he's hula pooping
Man 1: That sucks, considering the nearest toilet is miles away.
Man 2: He just ate spaghetti and drank milk, so I reckon he's hula pooping
Man 1: That sucks, considering the nearest toilet is miles away.
by CarsBow September 12, 2009
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Did you read Dylan's Facebook status about him liking men? I think someone's been poopfingering him.
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When one sits on top of the bathroom stall and takes a dump. If it lands in the toilet that's ten points and if you miss you have to clean it up with your mouth. As seen in LAB Productions film "Sky Pooping"
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Joe: Hey man, did you get Stacey a birthday card?
Jim: Fuck, I forgot. Looks like we'll be card pooling again.
Joe: You're a dick. You've signed every card I bought except the one for my parents anniversary.
Jim: I signed that, too.
Jim: Fuck, I forgot. Looks like we'll be card pooling again.
Joe: You're a dick. You've signed every card I bought except the one for my parents anniversary.
Jim: I signed that, too.
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Get the Tide Pooling mug.When you love to poop so much that you pinch it off so that you can poop several times a day.
When you're at work and you love pooping on the clock so you make the most of it by spacing your poops out through the day.
When you're at work and you love pooping on the clock so you make the most of it by spacing your poops out through the day.
Greg: Jeez Cortney you've gone to the bathroom like six times today!
Cortney: Mind your business Greg I'm micro pooping!
Cortney: Mind your business Greg I'm micro pooping!
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