pray for a plane crash

Used to describe a situation of no hope, a hail Mary or act of God is needed. Often used for sports, when you hope the other team doesn't show up.

The Steelers are coming to town to play the Bengals this weekend, do you think Cincinnati can win?

The Bengals quarterback is out and our coach has no game plan, pray for a plane crash.

by Mastersacks July 11, 2017

If you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place

A phrase from filthy frank, on the Filthy Frank Show

“Welcome to the filthy Frank show, if you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place” “Fuck you”

by Harambe'sRevenge69420 October 17, 2017

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Something you might shout out when you're fed up with a frustrating situation.

After dealing with aggravating bureaucrats for hours, Joe suddenly shouted "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

From the movie "Snakes on a Plane"

by Charles W. August 21, 2006

Placenta-Eyes

Inflamed, watery, red eyes....basically they look like a placenta has been wiped slowly across them.

Did you have a bad nights sleep?" "Yeah, how did you know?" "You've got some serious Placenta-Eyes this morning" "Oh man...they do feel pretty moist

by Jejunumplacentakate April 2, 2011

Old simpson place

A term for farms that have a a soil PH of 9.6 when they need a 7-8 max.

Heh! You're not gonna grow nothing on the Old Simpson Place! That's why ya daddy abandoned it!

by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

A phrase one hollers when one is sick and tired of a situation. From the film, "Snakes on a Plane"

After hours of dealing with bureaucrats, John suddenly shouted "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

by Charles W. September 13, 2008

Placebo Day

"Placebo Day" is the unofficial holiday for fans of the rock band Placebo, held annually on 2 May. Its origin lies in a lyric from the band's song "The Bitter End": "We're running out of alibis/On the second of May."

The original group to have started this holiday seems to be the LiveJournal Placebo fan group "placebowhores" (placebowhores.livejournal.com) although it may have originated elsewhere.

"I'm going to listen to 'Nancy Boy' all day long this Placebo Day!"

by prettygolucky May 14, 2006