- dude, how was the test?
--oh mann, it was soo hard.
- that's what she said.
--well that was a pertunity
or
--man you missed the best pertunity the other day. we were taking a french test and the teacher said "lets do the oral part first" thats what she saiid.
--oh mann, it was soo hard.
- that's what she said.
--well that was a pertunity
or
--man you missed the best pertunity the other day. we were taking a french test and the teacher said "lets do the oral part first" thats what she saiid.
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(n). Made by combining the words "Pert" like the shampoo and the letter "z".
Characterized: short, tan, overly sassy with a knack for slightly abusive behavior and an over-aggressive attitude.
One may be identified by a "tough" facade, but really just slaps guys around a lot.
Characterized: short, tan, overly sassy with a knack for slightly abusive behavior and an over-aggressive attitude.
One may be identified by a "tough" facade, but really just slaps guys around a lot.
Girl: "Don't mess with me! I'm like Pertz! I'm 'Shampoo-Z'!"
Guy: Really? Really now? What are you going to do? Slap me!?
Girl: "Haha Shut Up!"
Guy: Really? Really now? What are you going to do? Slap me!?
Girl: "Haha Shut Up!"
by ch1angsta March 8, 2010
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I found her in the park, in rags, hacking like a jitney - but all I had was a crumpled twenty, and so a pertustitute would have to do.
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A philosophical attitude associated with the existential approach that human suffrage is paramount to the human experience. The perthudasisologibitripitarian is the mascot for those in the pursuit of goals that, though readily obtainable, somehow flitter away before achieving. Generally due to external forces and/or random variables unnoticeable to the intended benefactor before or during said pursuit. It is also notable that these goals, though rarely meet, are generally quite humble by nature and relatively insignificant when compared to other human endeavors so gallantly achieved by non-perthudasisologibitripitarian’s. Example of the latter would be: making it to the store and back without incident with police, muggers, vampires, Dunn & Bradstreet employees, pockets with holes, scammer’s, fueless vehicles, annoying relatives, frequently fretted free-loaders, etc. Though bruised and scarred from their relentless activity in a hostile and indifferent universe, the perthudasisologibitripitarian is resilient by nature and optimistic by choice.
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A philosophical attitude associated with the existential approach that human suffrage is paramount to the human experience. The perthudasisologibitripitarian is the mascot for those in the pursuit of goals that, though readily obtainable, somehow flitter away before achieving. Generally due to external forces and/or random variables unnoticeable to the intended benefactor before or during said pursuit. It is also notable that these goals, though rarely meet, are generally quite humble by nature and relatively insignificant when compared to other human endeavors so gallantly achieved by non-perthudasisologibitripitarian’s. Example of the latter would be: making it to the store and back without incident with police, muggers, vampires, Dunn & Bradstreet employees, pockets with holes, scammer’s, fueless vehicles, annoying relatives, frequently fretted free-loaders, etc. Though bruised and scarred from their relentless activity in a hostile and indifferent universe, the perthudasisologibitripitarian is resilient by nature and optimistic by choice.
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The perthudasisologibitripitarian was dismayed to learn that the ‘spare change’ she shared with the Broadway Extension Beggar also included her house keys and the 1876 silver dollar recently discovered while shoveling rancid sediment from her lovers lavish latrine.
per’ - L. meaning thoroughly, utterly.
‘thud’ - Eng. The sound of ones head hitting walls, wooden planks or any object with little or no recoil.
‘sis’ - Greek. a state of being, condition
‘ology’ - Ger. A branch of knowledge
‘bi’ - if at first you don’t succeed, try it again.
‘tri’ - o.k., fine. one more time… with great exuberance!
‘pi’ - 3.141592.….. Phuck-it! I’m hammering away until ....
'arian' - advocate of a doctrine or discipline
per’ - L. meaning thoroughly, utterly.
‘thud’ - Eng. The sound of ones head hitting walls, wooden planks or any object with little or no recoil.
‘sis’ - Greek. a state of being, condition
‘ology’ - Ger. A branch of knowledge
‘bi’ - if at first you don’t succeed, try it again.
‘tri’ - o.k., fine. one more time… with great exuberance!
‘pi’ - 3.141592.….. Phuck-it! I’m hammering away until ....
'arian' - advocate of a doctrine or discipline
by Gillypud Daffodil June 28, 2010
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The location of projectiles from the human body mirroring the locations of aforementioned towns on a UK map.
The location of projectiles from the human body mirroring the locations of aforementioned towns on a UK map.
Erik "What was wrong with you yesterday"
Norman "I had a dodgy takeaway on Sunday which din't half give me some jip the following morning"
Erik "oh Aye, how bad was it"
Norman "It wasn't good, it was Perth and Portsmouth"
Norman "I had a dodgy takeaway on Sunday which din't half give me some jip the following morning"
Erik "oh Aye, how bad was it"
Norman "It wasn't good, it was Perth and Portsmouth"
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