When something isn't phallic, it's just PHAILLIC. As in, fail. Something supposed to resemble a dick, but it fails.
by Skipper the Kitten March 28, 2009
Get the phaillic mug.Jonny wished he had thrown a few mentos down the shoot before plunging his face and future into the vitriole. We dont see Jonny anymore, phalangitis has him by the balls
by Senator Palpatations May 24, 2018
Get the phalangitis mug.All Phaelans' are goddesses. They come from a different planet, nothing of this world. They are polite yet not very friendly. They are usually born in early January which makes them Capricorns. True leaders, they are innovative, independent.
They have a natural glow that consumes you, irresistible. They're charm is innocent, yet capturing. They are sweet at heart with a touch of mean. They're beautiful, inside and out. Caring and considerate, they would do almost anything for anyone. They are introverts while also being social butterflies in the right setting.
When they fall in love there is no changing their mind. They are a true romantic and fall hard. The perfect companion, they are the best listeners, lovers, givers. Once you break their heart, expect to never be able to reach out to them again. Anyone would be lucky to have one.
Oh and don't fuck with a Phaelan, they can be cold as hell. They'll be real cool and then cut you off quick.
They have a natural glow that consumes you, irresistible. They're charm is innocent, yet capturing. They are sweet at heart with a touch of mean. They're beautiful, inside and out. Caring and considerate, they would do almost anything for anyone. They are introverts while also being social butterflies in the right setting.
When they fall in love there is no changing their mind. They are a true romantic and fall hard. The perfect companion, they are the best listeners, lovers, givers. Once you break their heart, expect to never be able to reach out to them again. Anyone would be lucky to have one.
Oh and don't fuck with a Phaelan, they can be cold as hell. They'll be real cool and then cut you off quick.
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Get the Epik Phale mug.Highly effective fictitious surname. See also: Regine Phalang' and Princess Conzuelo Banana Hammock.
eg. Regina Phalange
by Regina PhalangeSee?! It works! December 5, 2012
Get the Phalange mug.Phoebe Buffay's alter ego on the greatest sitcom of all time: Friends.
She often uses this name as an alias.
She often uses this name as an alias.
CASINO GUARD: Didn't I just kick you out 5 minutes ago?
PHOEBE: No. You kicked out Phoebe Buffay. My name is Regina Phalange. It's a pleasure to meet you
PHOEBE: No. You kicked out Phoebe Buffay. My name is Regina Phalange. It's a pleasure to meet you
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