phalacio

another term for blow job, giving head, cock sucking, licking the lollipop, going down.

phalacio, is when a girl goes down on a guy and the guy wants a fancy word for cock sucking.

by Circle of Trust March 29, 2009

Phalan

One simple word, Sexy-Beast.

Rachel thinks Phalan is a Sexy-beast

by DinoPixieMagicSExyBeast July 28, 2011

Phalangitate

To grasp or grope; triumphantly.

"I felt as if i had been phalangitated after he sniped me in Counter-Strike."

by narj10052 January 21, 2009

phallapropism

The incorrect use or interpretation of a word pertaining to the male genitalia resulting in the substitution of one with a similar sound (viz. malapropism).

"You seen the size o' that ole boy's dong?" asked Cletus, staring bitterly down at his own withered package.

"I ain't interested in how big a turd Jimbo can lay," replied Larry. His phallapropism was no surprise; he'd always had trouble distinguishing between soft vowel sounds.

by kemibe February 23, 2013

Phalladvocate

A close friend who provides sexual advice or acts as a liaison in your penis's best interest.
Wingman

Mac, speaking as your phalladvocate, I strongly advise you to refrain from going home with the stripper. Those red bumps on her lips are not from "shaving"... Trust me buddy, it would be in your best interest.

by HansGruber88 March 24, 2016

Phalangee

Phalangee is your typical witch. She believes in the powers of magic and gemstones. Her aura is bright and happy, but when she senses the demons nearby, she is a completely different witch. She is fun to be friends with, but stay far away from her bad side.

Phalangee loves to perform spells on her enemies.

by YOUR HAIRLINE May 17, 2018

phallapeño

The outrageously painful burning result of a male having to urinate after handling jalapeños.

Jack caught a bad case of phallapeño when he had to pee right after building a killer plate of nachos.

by Hopkins21 October 6, 2019