phishing

Scamming method used to ellicit information from "uninformed" computer users through impersonation of trusted sources.

Joe got an e-mail from eBay saying he needed to enter his username and password at the link provided to verify his account information. It later turns out he was a victim of phishing.

by Easy_Target February 19, 2005

penisring

a device you put around your penis to maintain erection; a really lame person

"Willy got happy when he started using his penisring"
"You are such a penisring!"

by Arnemann November 12, 2003

Polishing the Canoe

The act of female masturbation.

Shawna became overwhelmed by her fantasies of Rick and began polishing the canoe furiously.

by ricktheaddj October 8, 2009

Polishing The Pewter

Another one of the countless names for masturbating. Derived from the movie "Almost Heroes" staring Chris Farley (RIP), in which him Matthew Perry portary Lewis and Clark. However, one should note that in the movie the phrase is not used to describe masturbation, but the various acts of sex. Over time the phrase has changed meaning.

10 bucks says he Polishes The Pewter thinking of that night those chicks picked HIM up.

by Cambone September 8, 2005

Polishing the Cannonball

Wasting time on a task that does not add value; making irrelevant improvements. Usually work related.

You're spending a lot of time on getting that power point presentation looking nice. It's really polishing the cannonball.

by roccoSD August 22, 2007

polishing the banister

1. Masturbating
2. A boring house chore

(1) I caught a beaver polishing the banister last night.
(2) My mom made me polish the banister.

by Izaak June 26, 2008

perching

Sitting, while drunk or high, and eating constantly without doing anything else. It is possible to do so sober, but it is exceedingly rare to be sober and perching, for one must abandon dignity to truly perch.

Dude! Stop perching! You're going to eat that entire f***ing pack of oreos!

by QuickTipsManual January 23, 2011