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peraltaism

A mangled phrase, misspelled word or misused grammar often resulting in unintentional hilarity. Originated from he writings of Mikey Peralta.
When asked by a waitress what he would order, he replied "Start with me last", a definitive Peraltaism.
by Christopher Wise December 26, 2007
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pearl krabs

Mr. Krabs' daughter who is a whale. She is super annoying like any other teenage daughter.
Pearl Krabs' mother has not been revealed.
by zxcraous February 11, 2014
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Pearled

A blunt rolled in a nice or perfect circle
Bro Lucas always pearled his blunts
by Daddyluke May 7, 2018
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sleep paralysis

The most fucking terrifying thing you can ever experience.
Me: I had sleep paralysis last night.
Other guy: Whats that?
Me: Just fucking scary.
by Ryantheruler October 25, 2008
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Sleep Paralysis

Happens when waking up before REM sleep is finished only to find yourself paralysed. Someone experiencing this cannot move, talk, scream out for help and some cannot breathe.
I had sleep paralysis last night, it was a scary experience. I saw some sort of shadow figure in front of me and I couldn't do anything about it!
by Berry Cumbernickle January 23, 2019
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Pokemon Diamond and Pearl

The best games ever imo, though it uses the basic story-line for the previous 3 gen games, training, getting the gym badges, beating the elite four, and battling the champion. They were made around 2006 so they are games that NEED to have remakes, it would be amazing. Though you should also play Pokemon Platinum, the Distortion World looks fucking insane. It would look more insane in 3D though.
Pokemon Diamond and Pearl has the best music, best evil team, and the best champion, and shes really hard and really hot.
Dialga (ディアルガ) is the Temporal Pokémon and is the mascot of Pokemon Diamond, while Palkia (パルキア) the Spatial Pokémon is the mascot of Pokemon Pearl.
by EspuressoTheCoffee March 11, 2017
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Jake Peralta

Guy#1: “who is the best man EVER?”
Guy#2: “Jake Peralta” is.”
#nodoubt
by JakePeraltaLover July 14, 2020
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