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pearl-clutcher

An extremely easily-offended person, especially to the point of histrionic screaming and grandstanding.
Twitter used to be great, but then all the pearl-clutchers discovered it.
by Nixie Flatline February 7, 2018
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pearlyn

A Pearlyn is usually very pretty and outgoing. They are not afraid of taking challenges. A Pearlyn will always have your back no matter what.

She is the reason why I'm still standing strong.
Pearlyn: I'll always be here for you! You can count on that
by Littlesomeone October 28, 2013
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mexican pearl

it's when you squeeze your penis to get the last drop of cum out
I wanted to get out every drop, so I squeezed out his Mexican pearl
by sponged March 11, 2015
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clutch the pearls

When Mrs. Barron heard the death toll...she put her hand to her throat to clutch the pearls around her neck.
by talk2me-JCH2 June 21, 2023
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panda pearl

a black and white rock that comes from a panda clam when infected.
She had a panda pearl in her snatch.
by PandaSandTheAsian December 5, 2007
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Pearl Jammed

When one is listening to a Pearl Jam song or is merely reminded of one of their songs, and is unable to get said song and/or Eddie Vedder's voice out of their head. This state can last anywhere from a few minutes to several weeks, depending on which Pearl Jam song it is.

Note: This is also applicable to any song from Temple of the Dog, especially Hunger Strike.
Ex. 1

Broface 1: "Dude, why do you keep humming Evenflow?"

Broseph 2: Playing air guitar in the middle of a crowed department store, "My bad bra, I heard it on the radio earlier today and ever since then I have been Pearl Jammed by it."

Ex. 2

Brobarian 1 : "Anna Nicole's mama said that I won't wanna see Anna fall down again. And the wizard . . ."

Brobot 2: Interrupts " Dude, are you singing the misheard lyrics of Yellow Ledbetter?"

Brobarian 1: “Yeah, it has been Pear Jammed in my head for like 3 1/2 years now. I've been seeking professional council for it."
by JDMGio February 10, 2010
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Tom Pearl

Tom pearl is a 61 year old man from Georgia that is known for his scat films. He uploads them because he "wants as many people as possible to know I eat diarrhea". He has uploaded his videos to a large number of porn sites, usually under the name "tompearl" or "toiletmouth". The website with the most complete collection of Tom Pearl is heavy-r.com. The website with the most information on his life is MUCHOZUCKO (deleted), where he made a video specifically for the site.

Tom Pearl claims that he eats diarrhea because when he was a kid he was poor, and he would eat his own shit to stop being hungry. He was charged in 2002 with possession of child pornography, and is a registered sex offender with monitored internet access. Which means that all of these videos were made and uploaded while being monitored as a sex offender.
I dont get how Tom Pearl is still alive after eating shit, diarrhea, and drinking piss several times
by JonasF July 31, 2022
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