Pavement Polka

When you walk up to someone on the pavement and you both try to move out of each other's way, and in doing so repeatedly move into each other's way.

"Why are you so late?"
"I got stuck doing the pavement polka."

by Connie LaBelle January 18, 2015

pavements

According to Adele, things that are able to be chased, or are chase-able.

Bob: Should I give up, or should I just keep on chasing pavements?

Dave: Stop singing that. The lyrics don't even make sense.

by Mr. Lemon February 28, 2009

fouling the pavement

1: What people continue to let their dogs do despite so-called laws.

2: What the council do by putting up all those hideous new lamp posts (usually featureless metal posts with shapeless lumps of plastic on top of them, resembling giant golf clubs). Thanks to carefree, penny-pinching councils, we now have old town and village centres looking like football pitches full of floodlights. We also have landfill sights struggling to cope with the thousands of perfectly good lamp posts which have been removed due to pointless rules and regulations.

Howcome the council don't get fined for fouling the pavement. Go away and take your cheap rubbish with you.

by Stormsworder October 25, 2006

Pavement nymph

A prostitute or street walker.

Go change your clothes, girl. You look like a pavement nymph.

by HailMD September 24, 2017

Pavement boy

A hard working Italian just trying to get his untaxed $25 an hour from his dads paving company while often suffering from unfair working conditions

Yo dan I just drove past Sarno plaza and that pavement boy is picking up needles

by Chopperindabag March 10, 2019

pavement pounder

a vehicle built for the off-road by a guy with cash and a small penis only to be driven on the street

Hey Fred look at that pavement pounder

by manbigt February 14, 2014

pavement jelly

when a chav or "hard man" spits a greeny on the pavement
waiting for an unsuspected old lady to slip up on it

my grandma broke her leg on some pavement jelly

by Nick Tra April 7, 2008