safer parsnips

A phrase describing concentrating on a small positive while ignoring a massive downside.

If the sun went out we would have safer parsnips because there would be no sunlight to activate the chemicals in their leaves.

by EpicGamers0417 June 18, 2025

Parsonist

Someone who speak the truth, only the truth and nothing but the truth.
Founded in a group chat a few months back as the the legend of Parsons is reborn and has now become a religion that is worshiped by a handful of superior individuals.

Look at that guy! He must me a parsonist

by Dj Parsons August 10, 2019

Parsnip Dilemma

A quirky way to describe being stuck between two equally unappealing choices, like deciding whether to skip a social event or attend and be bored.

Supposedly, it comes from a time when parsnips were considered a bland vegetable, making any dish with them a tough sell.

You’re facing a real Parsnip Dilemma right now!

by MothMaven August 15, 2024

parsnipping

when you put a parsnip in your penis hole

'im so excited to go parsnipping after this'

by sloppywhore October 17, 2023