Joel Osteen

A famous and powerful preacher in Houston Texas. He is also known as the smiling preacher. He has received some criticism from other preachers that only want to tell you that you're going to hell and from people that get mad that a preacher is making money. He has also been accussed of not preaching from the Bible however, there hasn't been a single cermon he has done that he has not used or changed any scriptures. He has been respondsible for attracting millions of people to the Christian faith. In addition, at of 2009 he has the largest church in the United States. He has been noted on teaching people not only prosperity through God but also how to help people, tolerate people, stay faithful, and stride for your goals through God. He has also stated that prosperity is not always money but health, or just having a good job. He continues to touch millions of hearts and lives.

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by mc of prayer July 20, 2009

osteopornosis

A diagnosis of when a man has jerked his dick so much that his arm has adopted to a position of ease to no longer provide stress on the forearm. Also when one forearm is extremely larger than the other.

Damn man, I thought Jerry been wearing the wrist brace cause he had carpal tunnel surgery, Hell come to find out he just had a bad case of osteopornosis.

by picmeup March 2, 2009

socially-osterized

Being shunned and put in a blender by society. Being the subject of intensely-adverse gossip.

She was socially-osterized by her sorrority mates for dating someone of a different race.

by Mondo Fuego May 14, 2006

OSTEOFEROCIOUS

A milf or cougar who is very sexually forward.

How'd that date go with the cougar? Did you get any?
-Oh yeah it was great. She was definitely osteoferocious.

by Brian Cichanowicz January 16, 2009

Osterize

Osterize, (verb) an event in which a participant's head is implanted between a couch/bed cushion after strenuous sexual intercourse. This is usually performed from a doggy style position; however, it is possible to perform an inverted osterize utilizing a missionary position. The term osterize became popular circa 2006 and originated from the ostrich-like features of the recipient after being osterized.

Ostriker, (noun) an individual who osterizes.

Ostrikee, (noun) an individual who is osterized.

Joe osterized Jane leaving her head wedged in the couch and legs in the air. Joe is an ostriker.

by The Original Ostriker May 15, 2007

ostercy

Generic term for evil child, such as Damien from "The Omen" or Stewie from "Family Guy"

that boy is a right ostercy

by johndec May 7, 2007

Osteen

To shut doors on, ask/ force to leave

They needed a place to stay, but he osteened them. They slept on the street.

After we hooked up, she thought she was going to spend the night. Had to osteen her.

by CnDpUG September 1, 2017