Crap basket *oofties*

after smoking a shitload of weed one will say said phrase in a way most confused.

Crap basket *oofties* noun

*falls over* Crap basket *falls over again* OOFTIES
Crap basket *oofties* Definition- HOLY SHIT

by Taylor Forbes August 25, 2016

Oofty poofty

When you feel like OOF isn’t enough

“My girlfriend is pregnant”
“Congratulations”
“I don’t know how I feel cuz she doesn’t know who the dad is”
“Oofty poofty”

by anonymous rando November 20, 2018

ooftage

when someone is really good looking you say they have ooftage

Carl: Dude did u see that chick?
Dave: Yeh, she has MAJOR ooftage

by Callumhutch August 5, 2008

OOTG

OOTG (pronounced 'Double 'O' TeeGee') Out Of The Game - Term given to person who crumbles beyond recovery after indulging in mass consumption of alcohol, drugs etc (usually directly ensuing the DTD phase.)

Mate, I thought Sebinho would be BITG after eating that recovery burger, but it looks like he is totally OOTG this time - let's take him home before we lose him!

by QuickBuck February 3, 2008

Ooft, I haff!

From the same phrase family as 'i have', 'i would', 'i'd tap' etc.
Used when somebody is particularly impressed by something, most frequently a person. Literally means 'I have', but said in a German accent to give it that extra 'ooft!'.

"Did you see that cumslut last night? I had her a few days ago... she walked past and i was all like 'Ooft, I haff!'"

Boy sees profile picture of hxc emo hawt grrll, and comments: NO JK JK JK LOLOLOL, I HEART UR FXCKING MAKE UP OMG I LOVE UR HAIR. OOFT, I HAFF!

by ghalighalinomnom May 3, 2009

Ooft

The emotion experienced on falling asleep, when you are very tired but knowing that you don't have to rise early the next morning; a combination of relaxation, joy, and dizziness.

"Ahhh...I am feeling ooft, now...". The sentence is rarely finished, as ooft commonly ends in sleep.

by Tjjl January 16, 2011

Ooftage

1- Ooftage
a)When something is about half-boner worthy, this word is exclaimed.
b)An word used when the speaker gets excited or realise their listener might get excited
"That pic was ooftage"
2- Ooft
a)Word used when the speaker is excited, or becomes excited.

Half-boner is when the penis is half way between flacidity and being erect.

That picture was ooftage.

Ooft, that was good.

Oooooft, my days, that was hot!

by Bestenay Mever June 9, 2010