1. An indicator, not unlike a thermometer, determining the level of realness one possesses at any given moment in time. Both ends of the Real-O-Meter are synonymous with hot and cold colours; Red being the most real, blue being piss-weak.
1. "And that's when shit went crazy like Gnarls Barkley, man. I pushed my Real-O-Meter into the red"
by P-Monay August 9, 2006
Get the Real-O-Meter mug.Rating system used by Cybershell13 in his Youtube videos that tells you how hard/annoying enemies and bosses are in Sonic the Hedgehog video games
by rtv0587 July 6, 2009
Get the Cunt-O-Meter mug.Related Words
ometer
• ometere
• Slut-ometer
• Cry-ometer
• Rage-ometer
• Oeter
• omeer
• omelerrhea
• oMeteor
• Ometruelove
by Infinity.Syc0 December 30, 2005
Get the kink-o-meter mug.A phrase made popular by Will Smith in "Men In Black",which can be used to decribe one's reaction to a strange situation.
Even After I smoked a bowl of marijuana during the movie "Eraserhead",it still ranks about a 9.5 on the weird shit-o-meter.
by Vagina Coastguard December 14, 2003
Get the weird shit-o-meter mug.A half-imaginary instrument formed by bending both arms inward at the elbow and placing the right over the left, then using the right arm as a meter needle (much like on a speedometer) to measure the level of "mackage" that one person (usually a guy) is doing towards another (usually a girl, hopefully).
Once the mack-o-meter reaches an approximately 20-25 degrees angle, the mack can be "called" as so desired; anything before it is in direct violation of Man Law.
This noun can be pronounced "Mack-O-Meter" (mak-oh-mete-er) or "mackometer" (mak-om-ett-er); usuage is contextual.
Once the mack-o-meter reaches an approximately 20-25 degrees angle, the mack can be "called" as so desired; anything before it is in direct violation of Man Law.
This noun can be pronounced "Mack-O-Meter" (mak-oh-mete-er) or "mackometer" (mak-om-ett-er); usuage is contextual.
Big Country: *quickly assembled Mack-O-Meter at full meter with arms* Uh oh, Padilla, MACKING!
Padilla: Shut up!
Todd: Oh no no no, that mack was fairly called in accordance with the Man Laws.
Padilla: Fine...
Padilla: Shut up!
Todd: Oh no no no, that mack was fairly called in accordance with the Man Laws.
Padilla: Fine...
by Padilla November 28, 2006
Get the mack-o-meter mug.A measurement of one's utilized level of sass. A scale of 1-10 is usually employed, although numbers outside of the scale can be used for emphasis
Homie 1: Well your sister is pretty fat, too!
Homie 2: Level 10 on the sass-o-meter!
Homegirl 1: Get in the car!
Homegirl 2: Tone down the sass doe! You're off the charts on the sass-o-meter!
Homie 2: Level 10 on the sass-o-meter!
Homegirl 1: Get in the car!
Homegirl 2: Tone down the sass doe! You're off the charts on the sass-o-meter!
by okayyyycb3 April 2, 2011
Get the sass-o-meter mug.