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crotch nipple

This term refers to a baby-sized penis which is located on the crotch of a full-grown man.

Most of the major military conflicts in recorded history can probably be blamed on the occurrence of the crotch nipple. There are many crotch nipples in the world, and they are all due to mindless cruelty on the part of God, who does not actually exist.

This term was first coined by hecKtor Dangus in 1991 upon his first viewing of a videotaped performance by GG Allin, for reasons which are readily apparent to anyone who has ever seen GG in the nude.
Confucius say, "man with crotch nipple much more likely to join Marines".

If a man with a crotch nipple were to play his cards right at the dyke bar, he might get lucky with a lipstick lesbian who has a penchant for large clitori.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 14, 2010
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Nipple-itis

What happens when your nipples get hard in very cold weather. This happens to men and women. In some cases, nipple-itis can be seen if clothing is tight enough.
It's so cold out, I have nipple-itis.
Did you see Donna's nipple-itis?
by Kip Kooper February 1, 2013
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Nipa

A very happy noise that cute little anime girls make.
"It's so cute! NIPAAAA!"

"I like soy sauce! NIPAAA!"
by cottncandykoala March 30, 2010
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Nipple Strangler

A person who gets satisfaction out of repeated attempts to physically hurt another persons nipple(s).
Nipple Stranglers have extremely deceptive ways and should be feared at all costs.
by LoyalEmployee October 9, 2019
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Riches Nipple

(Pro-nounced as Rich-e's)

A nipple, that when squeezed, discharges a puss like substance.

In Thailand, they believe the discharge is rich in vitamin E, hence the name being Rich-e's Nipple.
Bill: "Jared!"
Jared: "Wurt? Wurt the hell do you want this time Bill?"
Bill: "That guy with his top off has totally got a Riches Nipple!"
Jared: "Dude. That's not a Riches Nipple. He's not even squeezing it. Just means the dude don't bath."
by B.Llewellyn March 31, 2010
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nipple glide

A maneuver mastered by strippers where a single bosom is placed in such proximity that only the nipple is touching or gliding across one's face.

A sexually intimate act where a woman rubs or glides her nipple across one's anatomy, usually one's face.
"That stripper performed the most graceful nipple glide, I had to get another lap dance."

"It tickles when my girlfriend does the nipple glide across my nose."
by hinduhardaway June 10, 2008
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chewed nipple look

Said of a woman who appears from her dress, make-up, etc. to be "worn" as a consequence of having had a large number of sexual partners.
She: Is Bob's girlfriend older than he is? She looks twice his age!!
He: She's only a couple of year's older, but she has the chewed nipple look.
She: Whaat!
He: You know: she looks like she's seen more pricks than a second-hand dart board.
She: That's harsh!
by ring-tailed roarer April 25, 2010
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