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Neoconservative

A neoconservative is someone who, when watching The Matrix, believes that it's real.
Lewis Black wrote the above definition of a neoconservative.
by Joey Joe Joe Jr Shabadoo January 3, 2007
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anarcho-neocon

An ultra-leftist, largely in the United States and Europe, who uses supposed "socialist" arguments to support what are objectively right-wing, pro-imperialist positions.

Anarcho-neocons portray Western government regime-change efforts as progressive revolutions, while smearing anti-imperialists and anti-war activists -- who think, 'Hey, maybe we shouldn't destroy countries in the Global South' -- as "tankies," "Assadists," and "Stalinists."

Anarcho-neocons agree with old-fashioned neoconservatives that imperialism will bring "authoritarian" countries "democracy."

Anarcho-neocons are always leftier than thou; no existing leftist government will ever be good enough for them. But contras armed and trained by the CIA to disembowel and crucify Third World nationalists are so dope! No flags, no gods, no masters, no socialists, definitely no communists, and please folx no more anti-imperialists!

Also see: Idlibs
Charles Davis, Shane Bauer, and Molly Crabapple are all anarcho-neocon psychos who think CIA-backed Takfiri death squads in Syria are heroic revolutionaries.
by madurosmoustache June 10, 2020
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Neocon

A corporate socialist, or political atheist, who represents the interests of the richest 100 or so people in the world (aka Global Control of the masses). Neocons mostly pose as republicans. Neocons pretend to support good ideas like free markets and free people, but work tirelessly to promote corporate socialism and monopolism that control people. Big corporate $ supports neocons. That is why they win more elections than genuine conservatives (truecons). Modern day progressive "liberals" love to paint neocons as "extreme right wingers" to keep up their cover in the republican party to further corrupt it.
T.R. was the 1st neocon republican president, followed by all republican and democrat presidents thereafter, except Harding, Coolidge, Eisenhower, Kennedy, and somewhat Reagan.
by John Deigh March 14, 2011
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NeoCon

Initially coined as a derogatory term for liberals - primarily Jewish ones - who became conservatives, the term has evolved to include "national greatness" conservatives (those who favour an expansive, activist foreign policy, especially where promotion of democracy abroad is concerned, over the isolationist impulses of traditional conservatives).
Neocons include such figures as William Kristol, Norman Podhoretz, Paul Wolfowitz.
by CD Harris November 14, 2006
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NeoCon

Check Websters. The term means a former Liberal who now epouses conservative views. Date: 1952
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Neoconmunist

Used instead of "neoconservative" by people that refuse to recognize neocons as conservative.
Neoconmunists are the socialist LeftRight.
by frick1 February 24, 2010
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neoconservative

see "Chicken Hawk".
Some bommer baby "intellectual" who sleazed himself out of serving in Vietnam, but 30 years later is way too eager to send somebody else to war. They have two other distinguishing charicteristics.
1) When they start trouble they call it "pre-emptive strike. When the sand niggers do thje same thing they call it "jihad."
2) Even tghough they were too yell themselves to go to Vietnam, they have the balls to call Vietnam vets who question them (like john Kerry) "traitors"
Flaming hypocrytes!!
by FederalQ2 March 9, 2004
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