a person who eats alot of fruit with seeds and then stores them in his upper lip, and then spits them on an unsuspecting victum.
by golly this watermelon is darn right good i say, but watch out for henry, he is a bird nester and he will spray you with seeds. good morrow
by beanballz February 26, 2010
Get the bird nester mug.Taking a dump in a urinal in a men's bathroom. This term pays homage to the 'upper decker' of yore. Since the urinals are usually mounted higher than other disposal units in the bathroom, it just makes a lot of sense.
Once, at a marathon, a runner came in to take a Trump/Clinton (your choice) and it was all hands on deck. So he saddled a urinal and gave it a good crow's nester.
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nasty masterbating, usually the kind you accidently witness. Potentially involving unconventional lubes such as sweat from mowing the lawn, old milk, taco drippings, or water from under your fridge.
Walked in on my friend nasterbating the other day, his blow up doll was wrecked. It hurt my soul to witness that.
by JJRamzilla May 20, 2013
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A woman/man who pretends to be honest, caring, mature and temporarily displays all the qualities you wish for in a woman/man.
This woman/man may cook for you, do chores, etc. The goal is to be a standing figure in your life (becoming a need rather than a want).
A month to six months down the road, whenever she/he has established a set routine with you, or feels her/his claws are firmly planted in your life, becomes the complete opposite. This woman/man eventually becomes a nagging wife/husband that will constantly tear you down.
This woman/man may employ manipulation tactics or disappear for days at a time without contacting you. She/He may also make you jealous on purpose, and alienate you from your group of friends or family.
With this separation from friends, family, and hobbies, she builds a more permanent place in your heart and home, hence the term "nester" or the verb "nesting". Building a secure nest out of emotional manipulation and removing rational people in your life guarantees she/he will be difficult to cut out of your life.
All these tactics are to remind you that you care about her/him more than she cares about you. This tactic is done to scare you into commitment through insecurities and fear of loneliness.
The only way to battle a nester is by:
A. Completely cutting her/him off
B. Not giving a fuck (remember to smile to have the nester feel insecure about themselves)
Have a nester-free life!
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This woman/man may cook for you, do chores, etc. The goal is to be a standing figure in your life (becoming a need rather than a want).
A month to six months down the road, whenever she/he has established a set routine with you, or feels her/his claws are firmly planted in your life, becomes the complete opposite. This woman/man eventually becomes a nagging wife/husband that will constantly tear you down.
This woman/man may employ manipulation tactics or disappear for days at a time without contacting you. She/He may also make you jealous on purpose, and alienate you from your group of friends or family.
With this separation from friends, family, and hobbies, she builds a more permanent place in your heart and home, hence the term "nester" or the verb "nesting". Building a secure nest out of emotional manipulation and removing rational people in your life guarantees she/he will be difficult to cut out of your life.
All these tactics are to remind you that you care about her/him more than she cares about you. This tactic is done to scare you into commitment through insecurities and fear of loneliness.
The only way to battle a nester is by:
A. Completely cutting her/him off
B. Not giving a fuck (remember to smile to have the nester feel insecure about themselves)
Have a nester-free life!
Written by DM
"I heard that girl Brenda is making breakfast for John every morning and has started alienating him from his friends. It's only been three months and she has drawer at his place, that's crazy bro."
"Yeah man, she's a nester, he needs to get out now."
"Yeah man, she's a nester, he needs to get out now."
by Divine Martinez December 16, 2017
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I was in THAT part of youtube. Man the Nasterity was over 9000.
I was in THAT part of youtube. Man the Nasterity was over 9000.
by ZebraBoxDinosaur September 13, 2012
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