Muffined

The word to describe the action of being stoned/drugged up. Usually results from the consumption of a large quantity of penecillin. People who are muffined usually find fat bald doctors attractive during the period of being muffined.

Person: Hey Chris! You look totally muffined!!
Chris: Oh yeah i totally went overboard on the penecillin last night, some fat bald doctor gave me it.

by kidvicious1 May 30, 2009

muffin head

The head of an erect penis. Usually resmbles the top of a freshly maked muffin.

I was talkin to Chistina last night and I got a sweet muffin head

by William Roll October 23, 2004

muffin head

A muffin head is a boy who dates 5th graders(a muffin head is in 6th grade). A muffin head likes to say something nice t you and go flirt with other girls in 5th grade, leaving you thinking that he likes you but he don't

damnnn look at muffin head today isn't he dating that fifth grader with the box face

by kayllaii April 21, 2019

Muffin head

Some shit bad boy halo calls people as a replace meant for dumbass or other varieties.

*Person 2 steals person 1 diamonds* *person1* you muffin head

by Whyisallwordstaken May 9, 2021

Fatass Muffin Head

Cole younk

Cole Younk is such a fatass

Looks like a McDonald’s bacon,egg, and cheese McMuffin
Wear beanies in april
Fatass Muffin Head

by Hater 10204 July 9, 2022

Muffinhajen

Muffinhajen, a sexy motherfucker who is very sexy and very motherfucker!
He is responsible for sex.
CEO of samlag.

Net Worth: ∞peng

Hej muffin Heeeeiiii.
Hej mackan hej.
-Muffinhajen

by MuhamedRajab May 6, 2022

MUFFHEAD

A person who has a Muffy Head and likes to explore moisty forests

The Muffs are legendary and are descendants of wankers

Look at that guy, wow he's such a Muffhead
That person was so rude, yea he's a Muffhead

by turtlesniffer August 17, 2023