mississippi mud butt

When you didn't quite wipe your ass enough after shitting and then start doing something very active that causes sweat to build up and mix between your ass cheeks.

Hugh:Man my ass hole boss rushed me outside the bathroom while I was dropping off the mexicans at the pool and I didn't quite wipe right and now I'm super uncomfortable with this killer case of Mississippi mud butt.
G.Rection: Man Hugh you should have just told him to go eat a big fat dick and finished that bowl blaster right.

by The real amazing racist January 17, 2014

Sticky-Icky Mud Butt

Sticky to moderately wet feelings about the anus within a four-inch radius; directly related to doubts concerning whether a person has maybe shit their pants a little bit or has some kind of "butt leak". Those affected often experience symptoms including: anxiety, confusion, apprehension, inhibition, sudden loss of social-confidence, uncertainty towards whether their pants contain a "sticky-icky" mud-like substance. Victims often can be reassured by going to the bathroom and administering a "wipe-check". This courtesy-wipe can go one of two ways: 1) the toilet paper is unsoiled indicating a clean (yet sweaty) anus, or 2) the toilet paper is stained with a wet, sticky, muddish feces that must be removed if the victim is to return to their natural, unafflicted state.

After consuming his morning cup of hot coffee Greott walked to class only to discover he suddenly had Sticky-Icky Mud Butt. He knew that Sticky-Icky Mud Butt could be social suicide if recognized by his peers and that he may be in danger of being labeled "the smelly kid" or a person that "shits his pants". Having experienced this form of ostrification before he quickly went to the bathroom, hung his backpack on the back of the door, pulled down his pants and proceeded to wipe his butt-crack from the bottom up, observing the toilet paper for signs of sticky-icky mud. Thankfully the toilet paper was "clean" indicating moist feelings caused by heavy perspiration about the anus not a form of butt leak. "Probably caused by the hot coffee" he giggled to himself, and went back to class with the buoyancy back in his step.

by Party Crashers October 11, 2009

Tennessee Mud Butt

When a minority beats up a white trash bigot so badly that the bigot shits his pants. This is most often exhibited in Tennessee and elsewhere in the South where hatred against non white, heterosexual, Christians is common and minorities eventually get tired of being harassed by ignorant hillbillies.

Timmy, an inbred Tennessee native, did not know any better than to call his 6'5 black neighbor a nigger. One would think he learned his lesson after the neighbor broke his noise and beat him so badly that Timmy ruined his best pair of trousers with Tennessee Mud Butt. Unfortunately for Timmy, he like most people from Tennessee are so stupid that this was the 3rd time that month that he had started a fight with a minority only to end up with Tennessee Mud Butt.

by KelleyRoss August 11, 2009

Viral mud butt diet

When you have a case of sickness and everything you have taken in or are taking in via mouth, evacuates itself out your ass in a watery, muddy consistncey for a lengthy period of time.

'After eating that seafood I had a serious case of the Viral mud butt diet!'

Or

'I knew the flu was going around, and it hit me hard with a case of the Viral mud butt diet.'

by nurse hotpants March 27, 2012

butt mud

A particularly soft bowel movement, usually diarrhea-like.

After a hard night of drinking, I was a butt mud factory.

by Webster April 18, 2004

butt mud warrior

1.one who paints their face with their own poop before going to war,see;berserker

2.a very,very,gay man

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by kenny December 10, 2003

Hot butt mud

Warm doodoo in the form of slop; mud like.

I took a burning shit that felt like slop. I had hot butt mud.

by Baby Suri Cruise December 15, 2006