Monkeybooty

A monkeybooty is a man-child, in the age range of 25-35, that lives in his mother's house, eating her food, all the while maintaining the idea that it's preposterous to get a job. This man will fill you with so much false crap, so BEWARE!! He'll use his intellect and adorable charm to convince you that he is always right and no one else can be trusted. A monkeybooty will suck out your soul if you let him. IT IS ADVISABLE TO STAY AT LEAST 100 FEET AWAY FROM THE MONKEYBOOTY!!!!!

me: "Why don't you get a job and help me out?"

my EX boyfriend: "Because I don't NEED a job. I have you. I'm the great Monkeybooty."

me: "I wanna break up now."

by Melbel801 November 22, 2011

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monkeybot

a guy friends with the ruffio, like a henchman or a guy who does the dirty work, like smashing cars and stuff

Ruffio: Sup monkeybot.
Monkeybot: Sup, break out my cash dude.
Ruffio: Naw, you still got some work to do.
Monkeybot: Like what?
Ruffio: I got some spike strips i want spread on the freeway.
Monkeybot: Ok damn it!!

by The Ruffio February 16, 2007

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monkeyboy

small townie like object, often referred to as s0ck

peon

by Mick May 20, 2003

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MonkeyBoy

1. Munki is a weird fruit cake that gives everyone to many chances.

2. He often goes by the name of 'Joshy the slave.'

3. This particular 'Munki' has a fascination with E-faces. If he wasn't so adorable and addictive. You would smack him.

4. Little kids liek to frail and prance around the Munkiboi. His hormones are strangly fucked up.

5. Munkyboi is also a weirdo that enjoys texting 'mothers' and is into OLDER WOMAN.

-There is no example explainable...You will just have to seek a MonkeyBoy out. Then find out for yourself-

by Steve The Tranny August 8, 2008

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