A butter eating carnivore who only eats meat ordered online. A social outcast, montalbano often rips his pants. He repeats common sayings such as "suresuresure" and "my friends, my friends." A montalbano participates in a traveling debate team, enjoys telling others of the adventures he had on it. Electric eels baffle him, as well as giant Japanese crabs. A montalbano is an awkward person. He often gets excited and raises his voice when he tells stories. A montalbano is pretty much the smartest man alive.
Person 1: "Can you believe that freak is eating a stick of butter?"
Person 2: "Wow, what a Montalbano."
Person 2: "Wow, what a Montalbano."
by White class & red trash October 1, 2013
Get the Montalbano mug.Monalika’s are very rare. They tend to be super sweet but very bitter at times. They are probably hopeless romantics, the type with Pinterest boards and fantasizes about alternate universes.
by IsThisTheRealLife? February 1, 2020
Get the Monalika mug.When someone is being an absolute idiot
by Dr drillem October 13, 2019
Get the Mongaloid mug.Half monkey/half jackalope engaged in the architecture profession; prefers to be labeled a "Designer" and when questioned on issues becomes easily flustered.
Although the monkalope is primarily a land dwelling animal, it favours the use of bodies of water for exercise purposes.
Favorite food, bear claws.
Has been known to keep gnomes as close friends/lovers.
Although the monkalope is primarily a land dwelling animal, it favours the use of bodies of water for exercise purposes.
Favorite food, bear claws.
Has been known to keep gnomes as close friends/lovers.
The monkalope, although cunning and quick with the paper balls, is not perceptive of his sorroundings.
by scott d August 6, 2005
Get the monkalope mug.Minaal is a crazy loving and beautiful girl who is works hard on herself and is so shexy looking at her will make u melt. She says the dumbest things and laughs at her own jokes like they are the funniest thing she has ever heard. Her close friends are the only ones who really know her crazy personality bc she is quiet and shy infront of nearly every stranger. She might seem dumb but is one of the smartest people you will meet and gives the most stupid advice to her friends but is loyal with a good heart and is always there for who she loves
by Karimfasail October 25, 2018
Get the Minaal mug.by $$$$$$$Ron July 29, 2006
Get the Mongaloid mug.A hideous female beast. Typically seen in bars or other night-life venues trolling for unsuspecting overally intoxicated men to take advantage of. They have also been know to travel in packs or herds.
by Elyk311 October 17, 2011
Get the Mongaloid mug.