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Moebetes

Derived from the combination of the words moe and diabetes, moebetes is an emotional condition in which anime fans are exposed to such great amounts of moe cuteness that they end up with constantly high moe levels, similar to how a diabetic has high blood sugar.

Similarly, one who suffers from (if you can call it suffering) moebetes is identified as a moebetic
"Hello, I'm Wilford Brimley, and I have moebetes"
--Wilford Brimley, shortly after watching the first two seasons of K-on! back to back
by imtheonlysane1here April 22, 2011
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je kanker moeder

A dutch centence that you can use in almost every moment
Stranger: je bent echt kapot stom/ you are fucking annoying.
You: ja je kanker moeder ook: yes, your cancer mom is annoying to.

Stranger: ik haat je/ i hate you,
You: dat is wat je kanker moeder zei toen je was geboren/ that is what your cancer mom said when you were born.

Stranger: ik neuk je vriendin/ i will fuck your girlfriend.
by Ooooooopppsssssssp March 25, 2019
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Related Words
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Mowedout

Term used to report the simultaneous end and beginning of the repetitious cutting task of all grounds engineered specifically for the play of golf, including areas those parcels sanctioned by current U.S.G.A regulation and rules.
The course was mowedout at 5 pm on thursday.
by DrewBlesi March 19, 2009
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goat mower

A shot of bourbon with a wheatgrass infused goat milk afterthought. Served chilled with a blade of freshly cut organic alfalfa.
The hillside's overgrown, we need a goat mower.
by Thevinesevolve January 1, 2015
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The black mower

Where you meet up with a stranger online, and you shove anal beeds up her arse, & then rip start them out, like a mower & then proceed to steal her electronic goods while she’s bleeding from the arse.
Hey terry, should’ve seen it I gave this bitch the black mower last night, was so funny, you should’ve seen it!
by Tuddzwun March 31, 2020
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King of MeWe

Lord Dimitri, the King of MeWe, is a former Google+ raider, and doxxer. He also was Vex Wolfenstein, owner of DANK MEMES on Google+. He eventually retired from the raiding world to become a full time memelord/shitposter.

Dimitri earned the title after dethroning the false King, a user known as Sriracha. After becoming King, he ruled over the subjects of MeWe, enjoying his rule, and enjoying his Queen, Nefera.
Person 1: "Hey, it's the King of MeWe! All hail our amazing King!"
Person 2: "All hail!"
by George Coffley September 21, 2020
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Hows your lawn Mower

Term when asked means figuratively that your a badass.
Cutler: "Hows your lawn Mower?"
The Hodge: "They can't stop us!"
by The Hodge February 8, 2006
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