muff mustache

The art of shaving ones pubic hair in a strategic way. The end result being, your pubes resemble a facial mustache. Also known as muff-stache for short.

Yo boots, your muff mustache totally looks like my dads handle bar mustache.

Yo my girlfriend had a total fu-manchu muff-stache.

by Papa Big Luv March 22, 2009

muff shotgun

1) The act of blowing a hit of marijuana into one's vagina.
2) To shotgun a lady's muff.

"Dude, I got blazed with my girlfriend last night and she let me give her a muff shotgun."

by donnathered January 12, 2014

balloon muff

See gunt. It looks like one has placed a blown balloon down the front there.

Damn, shes got a hell balloon muff.

by 4/20 February 23, 2008

Stuff her muff

The act of shoving your penis into a women’s vagina.

As a beautiful lady walked by,my good friend Evan whispered to me gingerly “I’d stuff her muff”.

by Hockeydude3344 December 25, 2017

muffburn

A rash or abrasion received on a mans (or womans) tongue, lip, chin, nose, etc... when he/she has given particuarly active oral sex to a girl. Results from continual rubbing on pubic hair, or pubic hair stubble.

guy1: "Dude, what's up with that rash on your lip?"
guy2: "muffburn man-- 2 hours of oral and I got muffburn!"

by yoshi May 5, 2004

Mouffle

good cash or sweet money! mouffle is an invented name from money, chocolate mousse and truffle. When you have enough money to buy everything.

He's got mouffles in his pockets!

by samonduty May 16, 2010

Muff Brain

When you’re being a crazy, stupid, bitch.

Mom: “You didn’t wash the dishes, you can’t go out for the rest of the week.”
Kid: “God mom you’re being such a Muff Brain!”

by Wrinkly old man69 September 12, 2018