Mesboyophobia

Phobia of seeing ugly faces of mes boys
• also if u see they're ugly face you will get MESBOYUSSY

•it's a deadly disease

Eg - a: omg i saw a hot dude in mes who is perfect for you
B: sorry i have mesboyophobia

by Pig asshole June 28, 2022

mimbo

a male bimbo.

He's a male bimbo. He's a mimbo.
Dan Cortese.

by Dangly Parts February 24, 2004

mishoe

A highly overachieving student that enjoys organizing notes, visiting the library on weekends, and fist-pumping correct answers.

As I saw Ashley's notes covered in scribble and highlighter, I couldn't help but think, "Wow, what a mishoe"

by Level 18 December 17, 2008

The Misbourne

honestly the worst school in bucks, it's an absolute shithole filled with either crackheads or pricks that think they're some next level upper class wanker, don't come here unless you wanna be filled with some stuck up cunts and a bunch of bumberclarts

Friend of High Intelligence: What school did you go to?
Me: The Misbourne
Friend of High Intelligence: Fuck me it's a shithole i've heard
Me: You don't fuckin say

by grannytranny69420 November 27, 2019

Misconstrue

To carelessly misinterpret another person's words, ideas or intentions, often with a dismissive and disparaging mindset. When a person misconstrues, they rely on their gut feeling while paying no attention to the actual content and rationale. Though it can happen anywhere, such quick-to-react idiocy is almost exclusive to Twitter and Reddit.

See also: gaslighting

Me: *posts a genuine and sincere LifeProTip on how to clean junk on your phone* 0 upvotes

Redditard: Stop advertising your app dickhead, we know that shit doesn't work. 12 upvotes

Me: Oh look, typical Redditard misconstrued my post. Nowhere in my post did I even say that it was my app!!! -5 upvotes

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 9, 2021

Misconstantuate

Verb; to collapse internally.

It is often used in connection with the Javiscone. Whenever a Javiscone collapses (often due to Nanoscone and Macroscone attacks), it is said to be misconstantuated. When one collapses, it has disastrous results, therefore misconstantuate is commonly used to express when something bad has happened.

1. I misconstantuated the 21st Javiscone.
2. My day was misconstantuating

by Charles Bramald January 25, 2005

misbehate

Misdirected hate. To wrongly hate something or someone.

Dan: Man I really hate Sundays
Scotty: You don't hate Sundays you just misbehate Sundays when in fact you really hate Mondays.

by freedom17 August 16, 2012