micropenis

A cock lacking a good amout of girth and length. Usually around .25-1-5 inches

Hey guys look, Casey has a micropenis. Does it even count?!?!

by BarneyTheDinosaur69420 July 3, 2019

Micropenis

I penis that you need a microscope to see

Sir you have a case of micropenis

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019

Micropenis

The sad but self caused condition of Fortnite players, Mobile Gamers, Ford owners and People who still post the Thanos Car meme. From lack of pussy, their already average dick becomes thumbsized in either length, gurth or both. :(

Poor T-Series, his schmeat is so tiny because of micropenis syndrome. It's sad that we can't all have big, mega schlong like pewdiepie

by madness.kys March 17, 2019

micropenis

small pp that can it in my computer

Hey dad, do I have a micropenis?

by YO man john April 25, 2019

MicroPenis

Nick Oquendo

Nick has a MicroPenis

by Ehhddheurheh January 20, 2020

Micropenis

A fucking funny thing

Dave: osama has a micropenis! HAHAHAHA
Everyone:
HAHAHAHAHA

Billy ate his father's plastic micropenis

by Pewdiepiefangirl April 3, 2020

micropenis

Ronald Frere

Ronnie Frere has a micropenis.

by letmepickmydamnnameomg February 23, 2020