Methanie

Usually a female of whatever nationality, whose name is unknown and looking like she’s been on meth her entire life.

A convenient combination between “Methamphetamine” and “Melanie”.

They are often seen on mugshots or roaming in ghettos.

- Hey dude, look! That’s the mugshot of girl who stole my car!
- Damn she looks like a Methanie XD

by TwitchyPuppy April 27, 2019

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Methanese

1. The language used by meth monkeys.

2. The accent of a meth monkey caused by constant bruxism.

Methanese can be heard frequently in QT of Cartersville.

Is that white woman speaking Chinese? No, that meth monkey is speaking Methanese.

by Old Brown Dog April 2, 2015

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Methalepsy

Chronic condition affecting long-term veteran meth users who are unable to explain or accept that they have started to nod-off randomly (in a fashion more befitting heroin users) despite ingesting larger and larger amounts of methamphetamine.

I totally had a lame Craigslist parTy hookup last night, I thought we were in the clouds but when I went down on him he totally caught methalepsy and started snoring.

by Totsbrillzamaze March 10, 2014

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Meathane

A truer Anglish Term for waiter/waitrend/waitress that isn't just based on an alteration of watch. From OE meteþeġn. a food-officer; one whose duty is to look after food; sewer. See also meat-thane
2. Meathane; a meat fart comprised of all the red and or white meat protein you gorged on that day/meal. (by CallumFoster December 18, 2019)

We are waiting on the meathane to come.

by Master of beargreen August 18, 2023

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Metanerd

Someone who was a regular nerd but adapted social skills and has a personality.

Comedians, for example, are metanerds because they often were the quiet kid in school but learned how to turn their immense knowledge into accessible humor.

From META- (beyond, transcending) + NERD

Steve Jobs is a metanerd who combined a knowledge of technology plus a clue as to what people would actually use it for (i.e. not as a computer) and revived Apple from the brink of death by, among other things, introducing iPod and iPhone.

by Jason McD. July 7, 2008

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