pillow menu

The precise list of sexual activities to which an individual is willing to consent

'We could have had fun, but a Dirty Nick was not on his pillow menu'

by Jamarley July 3, 2019

menu professor

a know-it-all who always knows (or pretends to know) the best way to pronounce any and every stupid item on any restaurant menu.

Bob: I'd like to order a chicken gyro (Jie-row).

Peter: It's actually pronounced gyro (yearo).

Bob: Guess what, menu professor? We're not in Greece, we're in East Winston, and here I call it a gyro (Jie-row).

by the big seppa September 11, 2009

Tweaker Menu

A late night menu at restaurants for those sleep deprived or high off of illegal substances

"Man, its 3:00 AM, I think i need to order off the Tweaker Menu, im so hungry"

by offdazucks December 20, 2021

Menu Magic

The magic serum.

Oliver Approved.

DAMN! He has a big ¨personality¨! He has some Menu Magic

by Traqua778 January 27, 2023

Petite menu

Menu for people who have small stomachs or have had stomach surgery.

Can I please see your petite menu please, I have had gastric sleeve surgery.

by Mammasalt February 8, 2017

menu anxiety

Acute experience that occurs while considering the wide variety of menu items at a fast food restaurant as other customers begin to line up in the drive-thru and your decision making skills disappear from the stress.

"Dude, I couldn't decide what I wanted at Taco Bell because three cars lined up behind me in the drive-thru and I started to get menu anxiety"

by IE Done October 28, 2014

menu ninja

someone who places menus under your doorway with seemingly ninja like stealthyness.

The menu ninja strikes again, how do they do that!

by skitzel February 21, 2009