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Matress

Something my brother soils each and every night.
by B-Drac November 6, 2003
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Punk Matress

A punk rock girl who gets wasted or high all the time and lets anyone or anybody fuck her
shes a punk matress i passed out next to her and when i woke up i fucked her
by Grimm Gutterslut June 24, 2009
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matloe matress

someone who has sex with many navy men , often these girls are underage
she shagged 6 navy men ,wat a matloe matress
by constipated-dildos October 8, 2009
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Meatless Monday

Meatless Monday was revived in 2003 by former ad man turned health advocate Sid Lerner, who saw the prevalence of preventable illnesses associated with excessive meat consumption and decided to introduce Meatless Monday as a public health awareness campaign. The initiative was backed by the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health’s Center for a Livable Future and endorsed by 30 schools of public health.

Meatless Monday has since turned into a global movement with a wide network of participating hospitals, schools, worksites and restaurants around the globe. The simplicity of Meatless Monday’s message has allowed the campaign to once again become part of the American lexicon.

Monday is the call to action built in to every calendar each week. And if this Monday passes you by, next week is another chance to go meatless!
Woman: Let's do Meatless Monday.

Man: Nah I love meat too much
by mkpunk516 August 31, 2011
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meatless burrito

Boring or very un-fulfilling. No one likes a meatless burrito.
Why are going to bed so early? You're being a real meatless burrito.
by Meaty Burrito September 11, 2016
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Meatrealm

The real world. The place that things happen when they happen IRL.

In opposition to other realms such as cyberspace.
I become transported back to meatrealm each time I peel my VR headset off of my face.
by asfjkllasfkj;laskjsadsadsf August 13, 2018
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Matress Elbow

When you've hurt your elbow riding a dirt bike but tell your partner it's from helping your neighbour moving a mattress
Fuck brah, shouldn't have helped no one, my matress elbow is throbing harder than my johnston
by moistys April 9, 2022
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