by cooldude April 25, 2005
Get the mauritz mug.Literally: a person from the french speaking African country Mauritania.
Figuratively: A skinny man who prefers fat women.
In the Islamic Republic of Mauritania, fat and Rubenesque women are sexy and desirable. So much so, that instead of the crash diet of the West, they have a similar but opposite program: crash feeding or "gavage," where girls as young as 5 years old are force-fed milk, cream, butter, couscous and other calorie-rich food:
Girls as young as 5 and as old as 19 had to drink up to five gallons of fat-rich camel’s or cow’s milk daily, aiming for silvery stretch marks on their upper arms. If a girl refused or vomited, the village weight-gain specialist might squeeze her foot between sticks, pull her ear, pinch her inner thigh, bend her finger backward or force her to drink her own vomit. In extreme cases, girls died.
Interestingly, the ideal man is skinny (Mauritanians view portly men as womanish and lazy).
Figuratively: A skinny man who prefers fat women.
In the Islamic Republic of Mauritania, fat and Rubenesque women are sexy and desirable. So much so, that instead of the crash diet of the West, they have a similar but opposite program: crash feeding or "gavage," where girls as young as 5 years old are force-fed milk, cream, butter, couscous and other calorie-rich food:
Girls as young as 5 and as old as 19 had to drink up to five gallons of fat-rich camel’s or cow’s milk daily, aiming for silvery stretch marks on their upper arms. If a girl refused or vomited, the village weight-gain specialist might squeeze her foot between sticks, pull her ear, pinch her inner thigh, bend her finger backward or force her to drink her own vomit. In extreme cases, girls died.
Interestingly, the ideal man is skinny (Mauritanians view portly men as womanish and lazy).
Guy 1: Yea Darells got him self a new house.
Guy 2: Really a new house?!
Guy 1: No man, the house is his new bitch!
Guy 2: Aww man! That nigga must be Mauritanian!
Guy 2: Really a new house?!
Guy 1: No man, the house is his new bitch!
Guy 2: Aww man! That nigga must be Mauritanian!
by romanwinchester July 31, 2009
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Get the maurtise mug.A wonderful guy. Russian or of Slovak decent. Has a bit of a past but has changed for the better. Mauris's care deeply for their friends and are not afraid to stand up for them. Hilarious with a great taste in cars. Likes to fool around but only if its with someone he truely loves. Most girls find themselves falling in love with a Mauris, yet he generally sees them only as a friend. Mauris’s make you feel like your the most special person on the planet.
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