cooldude's definitions

crank

using your fist to masturbate in a violent fashion, hitting your genitals hard.

"I had the biggest crank last night."

by cooldude June 11, 2006

snow

A combination of the elementary molcular substance water and the gaseous mixture of air. Also used to express childlike excitment and avoidance of labour. Used in the First World War as slang for fish.

"It's snowing!" or "Come an look at the snow! Look! Look! It's lying!"

by Cooldude May 13, 2005

confusilled

confusilled-a word meaning confused and flabergast.

cofused, dum ,speechless , exetera

by cooldude May 13, 2005

mauritz

n00b it's just like n00b, maybe even worse

do you see that boy?
He's a real mauritz!

by cooldude April 25, 2005

platz

Form of bling-bling which consists primarily of platinum.

I flashed my platz at the hos with mah rims still spinnin'

by cooldude September 23, 2004

sodomy

the insertion of the male member into the anus of another human or animal

The young altar boy begged the priest, "please don't put that thing in
sodomy".

by cooldude October 20, 2003

pweed

a misspelling of the word pwned, also means to have a piss.

"excuse me i have to pwee myself"

by cooldude March 17, 2003