masturboarding

(verb) (1) The act of laying upside down in a shower or bathtub with your legs up the wall and drowning yourself while masturbating. (2) A form of sexual warfare whereupon the victim is both waterboarded and given a handjob.

See waterboarding

"John threw out his back last night while masturboarding himself"

by Masterboarder February 13, 2019

Mastercard

If something is Mastercard it is priceless. Can be an incident or moment. Can be replaced as a "kodak moment".

When someone falls flat on their butt in mud, instead of saying it is priceless, you say its MASTERCARD!

by Brittissoawjor8273 July 28, 2007

masterbeer

Another name for 'Marinus' in dutch, it means Master Beer, but in dutch it means 'Masturbate' (not Master Bait)

Masturbeerde je nu alweer?
(Did you masturbate again?)

by Ronnie Bob March 19, 2003

Masterbeast

something that leaves the beholder with a feeling of awe. it may be something considered to be amazing or unbelievable. something that is uncommonly witnessed.

i sae someone eat their own head today......it was totally masterbeast.

by beast master clive December 8, 2010

Masterbearding

The act of stroking one’s beard lasciviously

My teenage daughter and I felt extremely uncomfortable when the driver of the car parked next to ours stared at us while masterbearding.

by The Word Divas May 25, 2021

Masturbearding

Sensually stroking your beard

He was masturbearding in the library.

by Masterbearding April 26, 2015

masterhardenough

When you have masturbated WAY TO HARD!

"oh shit, Ive masterhardenough!"

by SunnyBunnyFrench June 1, 2018