Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators

The most powerful roast of all time. Unlike the others, this can only be used when all other resources are exhausted; it does not skip places in the hierarchy. Will beat both hierarchical roasts (your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt and your ancestors were incestors) and non-hierarchical roasts (your granpap a trap, your sister a mister etc.). Only susceptible to the eternal no u.

Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: Hah, basic- your dad lesbian
Person 1: Pfft, weak, your granny tranny
Person 2: Don't make me do it
Person 1: Go on ya pussy
Person 2: your family tree lgbt
*Person 1 and all his family are sent to hell and the galaxy collapses in on itself*
Person 1: *comes back from death* You think you've won?
Person 2: I have. Your ancestors were incestors.
Person 1: Nope. Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators.
*the universe explodes*

by unespectedinquisition June 14, 2018

Masterbatorial

Verbal or nonverbal excercises in futility.

Trying to eat one's own head would be a masterbatorial effort.

A Preist trying to get a laugh from the congregation by telling dirty jokes about the Pope would be a masterbatorial act.

by Osho-cinco May 4, 2011

masturbatorial

anything that makes you want to jerk the gerkin, rub the pole, choke the chicken, slap the salami, treat your body like a carnival, love yourself...

Nigclole Eggert was masturbatorial even before her stellor performance in "Blown Away" when was on "Charles In Charge."

by mc chocolate slushi November 11, 2003

masturbatorium

your own personal masturbation space

gotta get my good finder and take it to my masturbatorium..

by cathy z January 30, 2008

masterbatorio

Someone who pulls their pud more than four times a day.

Lucas is such a masterbatorio, he never leaves his room

by B Mo D March 28, 2008

masturbatorium

Any place used for self pleasuring ie: masturbation on a consistant basis, particularly appropos when self inflicted pleasure is made into a full blown event. A bed, a restroom stall at work, a movie theater or even your car can be a legitimate masturbatorium.

Pinky: "I miss you so much LoD, I gotta hit the masturbatorium or I am never gonna sleep tonight!'

by LoD's Pinky July 25, 2008

masterbator

Common mispelling of the word masturbator.

He was ignorant and liked to chat on-line. Unfortunately, he wasn't going to win any spelling bees; he was a shameless masterbator (sic)....and a big dumbass.

by thesg September 19, 2006