Peyton Marfell

A child molesting bald man in his 60s that pretended to be a high school student from 2014-2018.

Oh man I can’t believe it’s Peyton Marfell! He said he was going to sleep to get up for his baseball game in six weeks.

by Peyton Marfell June 16, 2019

Wal-Marted

The state that results when you drive home from a big-box retailer and realize you are missing a bag or two of stuff, due to cashier laziness and/or underhandedness. Often leads to the choice of going back and arguing with employees, or promising to 'check yourself' better next time.

Bob: Wait, I'm missing my trash bags and ex-lax from the store.

Dana: Damn it! Thats twice this month we've been wal-marted.

by theosus August 17, 2008

mawfed

A state of inebriation so great that is causes poor decisions including: driving, taking weird people home, and hitting parked cars.

Man, did you see John last night? He was so mawfed that as soon as he got in his car, he passed out and hit a parked car.

by urban_g_unit November 5, 2012

maafed

When your pulling a rolling backpack and some sticks their foot in the way tipping it over making all your stuff fall out.

What the heck you just maafed me!

by minecraftking65 June 13, 2018

maryedith

The nicest most innocent girl you'll ever meet. Doesn't know how to flirt AT ALL. Has lots of problems, but is a bomb ass friend.

Should I tell him he has nice golf clubs?
God not maryedith that's weird!

by Jesse's queen May 11, 2018

Maredy

One human who’s name is not on this dictionary therefore I had to add it on for myself

Wow look there’s one person in the world named Maredy

by maredynarea November 23, 2021

Marfen

Is a part of clan know as "Negro Assassino" and is willing to kill everyone in his sight except beautiful girls known as "Shawties"

OMG, you are such a Marfen.

by Cakemaster1029 November 23, 2021