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Julia Machado

A girl who is not afraid to let her gas come out of her butt hole. If you are thinking about dating this girl there arr some qualities you should know about. One she likes to switch around a lot. One week she might be with you and the next week it might be all over. She loves to eat and is obsessed with her butt "beware". However this girl belives she is black and is not afraid to show it. She is very needy and loves to cuddle it can involve dangerous movments. Get this girl mad and the sandals will slap you. If you are up to a challenge she is in.
Julia machado loves to twerk...
by The anonymous 3 November 5, 2017
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Mannhandled Mark

The hickey line bruise that you find strapped across your neck after an overnighter with a maneater monster.
Guy 1: Man I partied so hard last night I passed out and woke up with the Mannhandled Mark.

Guy 2: Oh man thats terrible I got one last week too...
by Tommy Thinner March 14, 2008
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Manchanics

Unnecessary maintenance, tweaking or upgrading of an already functioning mechanical object for minimal or cosmetic benefit, recreation or bragging rights, or simply because "man can".
It is typically performed by men and misunderstood by their female associates.
Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband: "I'm boring out the cylinder on the Whipper Snipper and fitting a fat exhaust."
Wife: "Oh, manchanics."
by Gulf February 20, 2009
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mancandy

A guy you are not officially dating but he takes you to parties, buys you things (drugs, food, etc) and fucks you at night (or day). He treats you like a girlfriend only when you are together in person, not otherwise. Basically a friend with benefits+arm candy+sugar daddy.

Also, you can have multiple mancandies depending on how many friend circles you have and where you are going to go with each of them. One may take you to parties while another may take you to movies.
"I'd go but my mancandy wants me to stop by his place before we go to _____'s party"

"_____ found out about my other mancandy, and he is SO pissed. I guess he didn't understand how all this works, we are NOT dating"
by FIREMAP May 7, 2009
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Machado

Real bad player at Dota, followed by childish attitude, causing his team to lose almost every time.
Machado has left the game with a 0/15 (K/D) score.
by HasHClan May 4, 2009
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manhandle

when a female drags a male (or more than one male) by the dick literally or figuratively
When Ben said he did not want to go to a mandatory lecture, Jeanie manhandled him to the hall for the lecture anyways.
by Tom Wong September 3, 2010
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manhandles

Man, I'm so sexy! Just look at my manhandles!
by onanymous January 18, 2010
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