Poon Magma

Vaginal discharge that gets on you while fingering a girl.

My friend came home this morning covered in poon magma.

by mattefinnish March 13, 2017

Maila

A Superior god with the intellectual capacity of 10,000 mortals and makes decisions purely on principles and Facts and usually has evil tendencies.
It is used to describe someone that is far ahead of you in this life and the next.

War is breewing between Norway and poland, only a maila can end this crises

by Jacqui briggs February 3, 2020

Maida

The meaning of the name Maida (may-duh) is Maiden as in a beautiful young girl who is not yet married. Many men are usually attracted to a Maida but her heart will always be committed to one man. The origin of the name Maida is Armenian,greek,arab,or australian.

That Maida is so hard to ignore.

by kissesnmisses April 1, 2009

Maimai (weird ass bisexual goddess)

Show stopping. Beautiful. Absolutely perfect. No matter who you are, what you’re doing or where you’re going, if you see a Maimai I can guarantee you’ll be smiling. A Maimai is the light in all the world, the happiness in all the sunshine, the peace in all the rivers, she is ethereal. No human could even come CLOSE to the amount of joy and beauty that Maimai brings to the world. Any human who gets to have as little as a brief exchange with Maimai is a blessed as a person can be. Unique, lovely, fantastic, mystical, amazing are all things to describe a Maimai. (And if you hurt Maimai her best friend Roxanne will probably come rip your lungs out and feed them to you so be careful^^)

“Omg that dress is so beautiful it could be Maimai (weird ass bisexual goddess)

by Matsuyama Kitty January 19, 2021

Man Magma

Another word for a huge male orgasim that erupts like a volcano extruding mass quantities of Man Chowder everywhere.

Oliver got excited when that chick tugged his man meat and he erupted blasting Man Magma everywhere.

by Cx2UR January 15, 2009

Mailman

When you go to a house and ring the doorbell of a friend. Before your friend answers the door, you take off your pants and underwear to expose your genitals and then do a headstand or handstand (legs apart) so that your exposed genitals are as close to the victim's eye level as possible. Finally when your friend answers the door you must ask "Did you order a package?"

Lenny: "Hey, did you order a package?".

Steve: "Ah Jesus Christ, I didn't see that mailman coming. I need to call my therapist".

by Lorethe2nd October 29, 2015

maim

To hurt or injure badly

I want to fuckin' MAIM that bitch.

by milk and SERIAL April 29, 2005