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frozen lumberjack

When you take one of your turds, freeze it, then insert it in someone else's ass so they can shit it out as well
I took such a good shit that I gave her a frozen lumberjack so that she could enjoy it as well
by Ismashedurmom April 5, 2017
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sexy lumberjack

Middle-aged white man who wears flannels and ratty jeans with a fluffy beard and a rockin bod. Super chill but when you need him he can cut down trees to get to you. Smells like blasam pine, wood shavings and hard work.
Damn, who's that guy?
That's my new man, that's my sexy lumberjack.
by Dani the definer November 24, 2017
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tree stump lumberjack

Somebody who goes around trying to cut down to size people who are already as low as they can get
Did you hear Rick today? He was telling that homeless dude that his pants went out of style 10 years ago.

Yeah, he's a real tree stump lumberjack
by Ed Gein Number Nine December 24, 2010
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Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle

A beetle that is very elusive and is present during the warm months. If bit by a Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle your testicles will swell to the size of the Rocky Mountains. If you are a girl that is bit you will grow balls the size of the Rocky Mountains. The bite is extremely painful.
by J4or September 10, 2015
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lumberjack breakfast

When a chick goes down on your morning wood then swallows.
Kim sure is a keeper, this morning she had a lumberjack breakfast and then made me waffles.
by Dub Sack All-Stars October 2, 2007
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lumberjack

A red and black flanel jacket, coat, or shirt popular in the 80s and 90s. Actual lumberjacks wear these often.
Way back when I had the red and black lumberjack, with the hat to match.
by Jon Thomas October 5, 2005
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Indonesian Lumberjack

The act of fucking a girl from Sweden in the ass in front of a Denny's while watching Perfect Strangers reruns. Contrary to popular belief, this can be done anytime throughout the day, as Denny's serves breakfast all day long.
I was performing the Indonesian Lumberjack on Heidi when she began to sob about her recently deceased pet goat.
by cabbagelou October 7, 2009
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