lay down and wear it

owning up to a misfortune or bad mistake.

person1:man i just lost $500 gambling
person2:lay down and wear it!!!!!!!!!

by sbeezy March 23, 2009

Lay down and piss

To urinate whilst laying down comfortably

Bouie likes to lay down and piss all day

by Replacement Devin August 16, 2011

lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate ill be right back just gotta lay down a log

by citropussy January 25, 2016

landowner

A person attending a LAN party who brings everyone's mood down with their negative attitude.

"Chris played World of Warcraft alone for the whole LAN. When it came to doing stuff together, all he did was complain."
"Wow, what a landowner."

by vegetals June 20, 2019

Lay down a straw man

Laying down a straw man is a project management technique where you throw out an idea for review/criticism knowing the idea is probably flawed. Kind of like the 3 little pigs straw house. Something made of straw is not likely to last.

I going to just lay down a straw man and we can go from there.

by jdoggit January 15, 2010

Lay Down a Bunt

While giving you a two-fisted handjob your girlfriend slides her top hand up your shaft while bending your cock almost horizontal and away from her to avoid getting splooged on.

"My old lady nearly tore my cock off trying to lay down a bunt last night."

by Windy Pig August 9, 2007

lay down

Trailerpark slang for "lie down".

"Woman, git me somethin' deep fried while I lay down."

by firstcomefirstserved February 7, 2018