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longdick

When you hit that punani so hard and deep, the bitch can't walk for the next three days.
1)
"Yeah child, he longdicked me good, I look like I was riding a horse!"

2)
"Remember when I longdicked you, and broke your ovary?"
-Ghostface Killah
by osibisa October 21, 2007
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Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.
I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)
by ManfredManley October 3, 2013
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Landis

Sexy asf, smart asf, and cool to chill with
johhny is such a landis
by Lt0418 March 15, 2017
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Carrier Landings

A Navy game involving a long flat table and, generally, a lot of beer. Participants run toward the table and dive onto it face-first. The goal is to arrive safely and not slide off the end. Refinements such as the need to engage "arresting gear" with one’s toes, "crash and smash" teams using pitchers of beer to extinguish post-crash fires, etc., are common.
If we get fucked up enough we can play carrier landings.
by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005
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Landis

A name having American origin meaning "rough land" or "land ruler."

It is rare enough as a last name but considered unique as a first.
by Quiksilver15 August 7, 2007
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Landish

-adjective
1. completely normal and reasonable in appearance, dress, objects, ideas or practices.
When in Japan, I drove on the left side of the road, which was considered perfectly landish.
by DIJJ June 7, 2011
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landing strip

nicely trimmed pubic hair above the woman's pussy, that is just one strait line, nothing else.
he licked my tummy all the way down to my landing strip, and then ate my pussy all night long......
by maniak killette April 2, 2004
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